Haunted Real Estate [Sarah's Scribbles]
Haunted Real Estate [Sarah's Scribbles]
apocalypticat @lemmy.world Flood-proof, with a gated yard and a mature tree? Sounds like a dream house, not a nightmare.
70 0 ReplyOpenStars @discuss.online Bonus: extra friends, and if you offer a sacrifice yearly, they defend the place when you are gone - woot!
30 0 Replynightofmichelinstars @sopuli.xyz Not to mention the lack of light pollution. Those are actual stars and I'm surprised I recognize them.
16 0 Replythis_1_is_mine @lemmy.world Bet it has a grave yard on property. If your lonely you can dig up some friends.
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FilthyShrooms @lemmy.world Sure, but the place is a money trap. Water damage everywhere, squirrels living in the walls, and 80 year old plumbing/electricity
21 0 Replyapocalypticat @lemmy.world "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." Where is this house located, Paper Street?
6 0 Replyjubilationtcornpone @sh.itjust.works The portal to the underworld in the basement that the previous owner failed to disclose.
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mlg @lemmy.world Watching a scary movie: "Bruh what kind of a moron would willingly choose to live in a haunted house"
looks at housing market
"oh"
22 0 ReplyAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet @lemmy.world I grew up in a hundred year old haunted house.
11 0 ReplyMystikIncarnate @lemmy.ca Were the ghosts friendly?
10 0 ReplyAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet @lemmy.world I would say more benign than friendly.
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Grandwolf319 @sh.itjust.works Nice, comes with free ghosts too!
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