Illegalmexicant @lemmy.world 49 0 ReplyFundMECFSResearch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 0 ReplyEndOfLine @lemmy.world OP Cut from consideration over concerns of immigration status.
21 0 Replybrbposting @sh.itjust.works 4K Zoidberg 👌
2 0 ReplyPlainSimpleGarak @lemmings.world Hey Zoidberg, get in here!
Screw you!
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son_named_bort @lemmy.world Hi Dr. Nick!
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cybervseas @lemmy.world I would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson.
"Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?"
22 0 ReplyHayduke @lemmy.world Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
7 0 Replymean_bean279 @lemmy.world Dr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.
6 0 Replyhydrospanner @lemmy.world It would absolutely be Dr. Spaceman!
5 0 ReplyWrenFeathers @lemmy.world You mean… Dr. Spaceman.
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SpaceNoodle @lemmy.world Why not Zoidberg?
15 0 ReplySkybreakerEngineer @lemmy.world White under the shell doesn't count
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Kalothar @lemmy.ca 14 0 Reply🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ @yiffit.net There's no way he would pick Cosby over Dougie Houser just because they're both rapists. The racism would prevent it.
12 0 ReplyTheFogan @programming.dev Did Neil Patrick Harris have rape accusations I'm unaware of? Not finding anything searching for it.
9 1 Replycan @sh.itjust.works Both being Cosby and Trump.
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Rozz @lemmy.sdf.org But dougie is now gay so no way that would fly with him
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Maultasche @lemmy.world The fourth one looks like he'd be a great anaesthetist.
12 0 ReplyTheAuthor_13 @lemm.ee What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?
7 0 ReplyCaptPretentious @lemmy.world Let's not forget great doctors like
Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Jan Itor
Dr. Zoidberg
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shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com It's gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather...
6 0 Replymasterofn001 @lemmy.ca I'm sure it'll be someone who is a proponent of eugenics.
Can't have starfleet without ww3 without the eugenics wars.
6 0 ReplyIninewCrow @lemmy.ca Dr Evil could do double duty as Surgeon General and head of NASA
6 0 Replypivot_root @lemmy.world He's a pretty realistic pick, actually.
- Can profit financially from his appointment? ✅️
- His success is thanks to the hard work of his underlings? ✅️
- Would not hesitate to liquidate those he dislikes? ✅️
7 1 ReplyIninewCrow @lemmy.ca .. and he has sharks .... sharks with lazers!
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phx @lemmy.ca You forgot Dr Mario, by I'm legitimately afraid we will choose somebody like "Dr Phil"
5 0 Replyjordanlund @lemmy.world 5 0 ReplyObstreperousCanadian @lemmy.ca 4 0 Replysteal_your_face @lemmy.ml 2 0 Replydanc4498 @lemmy.world Please don’t give him ideas!
2 0 Replyowenfromcanada @lemmy.world Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
1 0 ReplyOptional @lemmy.world Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree!
Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon?
-Mitch Hedberg
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CritFail @lemmy.world I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers
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