Playing Outside Simulator coming 2025

Daddy was one of the handful of lucky survivors who weren’t crushed by a SUV or abducted by a serial killer. Back then, families had, like, 13 kids so that at least one or two would survive the perils of playing outside.

In Mallorca I saw a playground. This playground had no trees around whatsoever. There was no possibility to be any shadow anywhere on this playground. And in the center, there was the highlight. A slide. A metal slide. Just standing there in broad daylight, no chance of ever getting any shade. This is where kids lost their bums.

Edit: found it
- I remember the burning heat of the metal slide as a kid. Our play structures were much larger than this postage stamp tho. The area shown here was about the footprint of the structure, we also had a huge litter box... I mean sand box under it to limit broken bones from falling 12'+. Some kids bounced, others did not

I mean, idk how old OP is but Roblox is old enough that it's theoretically ppssible

Yeah, if he had his first kid at age 12
- Roblox released in 2006. Let's say dad was 12 in 2006 and played it then. Dad would now be 30. Which means 8yo was born when dad was 22. Very plausible.
- Did you not?

I had Lego as a kid then I discovered Minecraft ,it was wonderful.

We had Minecraft and Lego as kids as well and still played outside a lot. I thought that mix was still mostly normal, is it not?
- They widened the roads, increased the speed limits, and made the cars bigger and more blind.
  
  So kids died, a lot, and parents banned going outside unaccompanied. Kids got tired of asking mum's permission to go to the park like a baby, and just played video games instead.
- I consumed Minecraft in a non healthy way like 8hours a day or more , that was beautiful.
I had Legos so long ago that we still called them "Legos" and the Lego Men that came with them were called "Lego Men" and not "Minifigs." Also, even the girls were Lego Men. They were just lady Lego Men.

I played with Legos and my Lego Men. And I will die on that personal hill.

Goes outside

Gets RDM'd

Kids would be way better off outside than on the cesspool that is Roblox.

call it playing outside before the 90s simulator and I'm in.

Not going to lie, this is a game concept I would love to play.

Ngl, your title had me hyped for a minute there.

That'd be a great game. The entire neighbourhood is warfare. Cubby building, better sticks make for better guns, gotta make alliances with the right street, and make sure the kid with the fancy bike is on your side.

"Sir, we only have 20 mins to capture the park fort! I gotta go for dinner..."