Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world nifty @lemmy.world 3d ago

Color me shipped

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You... probably need an enclosed box to ship anything, not 3-4 cardboard panels.
- Too late, I already died
  
  I hope you ended up ok after.
- It's a Jojo's reference.
  
  Thank you...
Lemmyshippost
Instructions Unclear: I shipt myself
- I just shipped my pants!
- Somewhere safe?
I feel like this today. I was laid off.
- Damn bro/sis, that hurts. Take care of yourself through those dark times. Wishing you the best..
  
  Thanks fellow Leeming. I appreciate you. ❤️
- Good luck, that’s stressful. Hope it gets better!
  
  Thanks, I hope so. The job market in my area for my career is kind of messed up, so I'm hoping I'm not unemployed very long.
Sigint: Uh, [Naked] Snake... What are you doing? // Naked Snake: I'm in a box. // Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...? // Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge—more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box. // Sigint: Destiny...? // Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness. // Sigint: ... // Snake: Does any of that make sense? // Sigint: Not even a little. // Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
If you can tell me where that is, I'll do it. :(
- Just launch me into the sun, problem solved
Waldo Jeffers tried that with unexpected consequences.
What's that white below her eyes?
- Its eye makeup 👁️👁️

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