blindbunny @lemmy.ml If by private military company you mean a leftist mutual aid org, then yes.
23 1 Reply🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ @yiffit.net Mutual aid group... With nukes!
6 0 ReplyGrandwolf319 @sh.itjust.works How else are you gonna make sure the US doesn’t invade?
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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet @lemmy.world Sorry, but my military plundered your aid while you were still organizing.
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dalekcaan @lemm.ee Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.
11 0 ReplySpacehooks @reddthat.com Getting goats what the best part.
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pedz @lemmy.ca You can also start an orgy instead of killing, but I guess the sex can also happen while slaughtering.
10 0 Replysocsa @piefed.social Ranked competitive sex requires there to be one winner.
5 0 ReplyNeatoBuilds @mander.xyz Well you do get a naked large breasted assassin as a companion
4 0 Reply🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ @yiffit.net "I was really enjoying MGS6 right up until Necrophilia Man showed up... Worst. Boss. Ever. Whatever you do: don't try to reset the game with the fake death pill!"
3 0 ReplySundray @lemmy.sdf.org "Can group love bloom on the battlefield?"
1 0 Replyanomnom @sh.itjust.works I feel like I saw some russian solders dudes fucking before getting killed by a drone a couple years ago.
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sturlabragason @lemmy.world Woof woof woof woof woof!
9 0 ReplyAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet @lemmy.world That'll do it. Huuaaah!
2 0 ReplyLucy :3 @feddit.org Loneliness = no friends tho.
2 0 ReplyMNByChoice @midwest.social Why lonely if has friends?
Am I to join some else's military company? Then may as well join the big one.
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