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What flag is this?
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Ahh yes the old excuse of "I can't come, the ghost of Hitler is having a nervous breakdown."
I need to be there for my homie.
...wait
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Sorry I can't come, a professional hockey team gave me syphilis.
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The whole HS marching band, eh?
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All of it. Including the trombone.
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Change it to a college marching band and I'd sign up for that course of antibiotics
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Roll 3d10.
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This is going to sound like an excuse, but my tinder date found my box of human teeth.....now she wants to show me hers.
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I can't go because the Pope posted my nudes on Instagram. Plus a high school marching band died in front of me, but whatevs. They were crap 🤷
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Is MAD magazine back?
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Yes, actually. They started printing it again just last month, and prior to that they were putting out collections of older material.
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I can't go because Dan Rather gave me syphilis
sounds about right
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Many of these sound pretty believable if you go with the "my Tinder date" option.
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Every delay with "my ex" sounds boring
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ROFL I would use these only if I were being particularly cheeky to someone that I didn't like.
