Is it really stuffing if it's never used to stuff anything? 🤔

To be fair they wouldn't be able to read this either.

Or this

you can probably make a loaf of bread and look at it

I can't tell if that would be a sign of a crushingly empty existence or an exciting combination of drug induced psychoses 😆

It's probably the only time they're right, when they call a game "commie".

Depends on what you mean by it: while you can indeed "revive communism" in the game, it's one of several political affiliations. All of which are completely optional and mercilessly mocked for their shortcomings and hypocrisies.

So it's about as much of a "commie game" as Dragon Age Origins is a "Dwarven Noble game" 🤷

It's still a phenomenal game and they can't help but cope.

True.

Got no two minute warning, though

As is pretending that, just because it's unprecedented to do ANYTHING about it, his means tested to death efforts were anywhere near enough.

In fact, the very means testing was HOW they managed to throw it out in court: by arguing that it's discriminatory to give debt relief to some, but not all.

You and I know that it's just a pretense, but if he had NOT included all of those overly restrictive terms and conditions, they couldn't use that and might not have succeeded.

And before you chime in with "but we have to make sure that only those who REALLY need debt relief gets it", first of all, no.

Making sure that all the people that DO need it get it and get it easily is many times more important than making sure that people who don't need it as badly won't.

Second of all, the truly rich don't HAVE student loans: if they came from a rich family, their parents paid outright, and if not, they did so themselves later. Nobody's at risk of paying Elon Musk's student loans.

This from the same DeWine who just a couple weeks ago told Nazis that their "hate is not welcome here".

Not that I'd ever suspect fascists of not being hypocrites, but COME ON! This is ISRAEL levels of assuming that your audience is a bunch of total idiots with no memory!

Millions of families suffer every year!

Getting surgery

I mean, you're kinda hopeful at first because it has a couple great actors you know, but then it's still WAY better than you expected!

Then every time you figure out how good it is? Nope! Much better than you thought it was!

This effect even persists throughout rewatching it all!

Or eating mints

They do, but only on their days off work

This is not the greatest bagel in the world! This is just a tribute!

Except, being a surgeon, he hasn't had much to do with the medicinal side of things since med school. It was never his area of expertise.

Hell, I bet people still in training as a pharmacist know more about what drugs work and don't work than Mehmet ever did.

everyone knows Oklahoma Mississippi is the crappiest state

Fixed it for you

Dude just making sure it's not a prison sports league 🤷

I can't go because the Pope posted my nudes on Instagram. Plus a high school marching band died in front of me, but whatevs. They were crap 🤷

Awful kerning aside, I'd eat the shithole out of aged Gouda with cumin! 🤤

If Govt services cease to function they fail

And thousands if not millions of people die, depending on how long it goes on for.