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"you're immortal now, so why are you trying to wipe out all of humanity?!"
"You guys keep writing books, even though i'm reading 24/7, my backlog keeps growing!" -
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Season 1 is all about having to spend time away from reading trying to convince a vampire to turn her. Season 2 is figuring out that there are a lot of time that she has to spend to sustain herself as a vampire that takes away from time spent reading. Season 3 is figuring out that she doesn't actually like reading any more.
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Whoa that's actually a big cliffhanger here - What will her new hobby be? MMA?
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Isn't that pretty much the reason any of us would want to become immortal? We want more time to experience the things life has to offer
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Immortality might not be enough time to play my current Steam/GOG/Epic/Sony/XBox/Nintendo/ROMs library...and the new sales just started!
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Hell, just the one free game a week on Epic is more than I can play...
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The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.
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But creatures of the night often have superior vision..? Bats even have normal day vision.
Ruining jokes since 1984.
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Kids these days still know how to read, right? I'm sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.
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The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.
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There was time now!
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It's not fair!
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Make it an anime. The woman just keeps harassing groups of goths and punks until she randomly finds a real vampire who plot twist is just a crazy person
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Lol i was thinking the same. Sounds like a light novel for sure.
"I became a vampire to enjoy my undead life in my library"
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She loved working in the stacks; picking books at random for the sheer joy of reading. She had read most of them but knew she’d never be tired of each and every page.
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Ascendance of a Bookworrm - Part 6: The Vampire Progenitor
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This is just how my sims playthroughs work when I forgot to make them vampires in CAS.
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Same idea, just change it to my steam library.
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Prolly should read The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue.
Not the same, but, some similar elements.
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Came here to say this!!
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