Hey, at least gacha games don't get delisted after 3 days

But like if you were really rich and wanted to do tax evasion and/or fraud, Porno Pete could be the man for the job

You can disagree in principle, but that's what liberal democracy is, and that's what participating in it in any meaningful way entails.

The average american doesn't know what neoliberal economic policies are, but the average american can feel the impact of neoliberalism on a daily basis. Convincing people you have a solution to what everyone knows is wrong (even if your solution is even more neoliberalism and blaming minorities, the old reliable) is what get people in booths.

Conversely, saying things are fine the way they are is the easiest way to lose an election.

If all you bike owners drove unicycles we wouldn't be in this mess

Wondering how BG3's OP version of Haste will interact with Bladesinger (if it works like in 5e)

The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.

Where is Danny Glover when you need him?

Bro about to betray his kind and usher in the age of Lords

Warlocks will watch a wizard prepare spells and spout "no dark master must covet their soul"

Oven mitten. Though personally I think it's more of a crab claw

"Going"

To whom it may combust

Blowing up the Brits is a nice olive branch, but I think we'll need more commitment if we want a lasting peace deal

no bills

I believe you're mistaken

Making it to level 5 would probably be the hardest part of the game

Implying the game won't get impossible after everyone learns Fireball

and I do think that someone running a bladesinger would be rather against the spirit of this idea

Fine, I'll pick War Mage

Wall Street?

Preemptively apologizing but I think this was written by ChatGPT

He had me on the first half