Mentally ill woman in her late 30s. Quit my jobs with DIDDs to go to work a retail job and go to school.
I'm here to help!
Formerly @kbin.social.
I love my dungeon master, but if he sent me a love letter it better be from my in-character husband explaining where he's been these past 20 years!!
I'm gonna make a character named Dr. Bees.
The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.
I dunno, the added phrase, "if they want to," is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
This comment got a laugh out of me. I could hear the grinding.
As a person with ADHD, let me just volunteer the following information; the absolute last thing you want... the last thing you want is for a bunch of people with ADHD to be held on a boring farm. Without medication!
The phrase "herding cats" doesn't even come close. And ADHD is often comorbid with sleep phase disorder, which means I'm 100% alert all night without the medication that helps me sleep! That gives me lots and lots of time to be a problem!
I never tried putting it in a foam cup! Good on him for the Mountain Dew. I don't drink the stuff but that's historically what it was made for- as a mixer for moonshine.
Why you doing things the hard way? Guy I buy from is an old family friend and he'll meet you in a parking lot somewhere or you can ask to swing by his house.
That's exactly what I'm trying to say! Absolutely baffling. We kept telling him we could get him some of the real deal but he is just so shockingly adverse to anything he thinks might be even a teensie bit less-than-legal and I still can't understand how I became friends with someone like him.
"That still know the old ways"
A friend and I took an out-of-state friend to a bar and we ordered moonshine. My friend and I could not get over how wrong it felt to buy moonshine in a public place. With a permit.
I'm still surprised you can buy it legally.
My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."
That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.
I've been known to day, "I did do the nasty in the past-y," when I discover I've made a mistake.
"Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing?"
Such a legit thing to be grossed out about.
Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn't want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)
You can hear that she spits dry, which I anyways felt was more insulting.