But Taffy, aren't you worried about the Vug..?

"You used to kill animals for fun?!"

I think we're in dire need of some Orcus right now.

And by extension, Putin.

I miss the good ol' days when Bushy was the worst we could field. Ah, nostalgia.

The Tau..?

If only the person they voted for had said he intended to do this exact thing LOUDLY, REPEATEDLY AND PUBLICLY for the last 4 years...

I'm actually here to just find out where i can get my own demi-dog..?

Could he then get dragged through cactai while strapped to someone's undercarriage and then step on rakes indefinitely? That'd be swell.

"Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?"

"I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. Know what a condom cost?"

"Nuh uh."

"Me neither. We never used the damn things."

Nintendo sues on grounds that they invented collaborations.

So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? "Let them fight."

Looks like it's time for Soup Containment Procedures!

You sound just like my little weenie girl! I do try.

“We have tons of highly curated and selectively edited behind the scenes dropping when the show does to show how blown out of proportion these claims were,”

Sure, Jimmy. I'll just leave this (X) here.

Egad, you're right! Here, we let reality do us!

Gross. No matter how much you lick and love that boot, it will never love you back.

"We're going to take the firearms first and then go to court, because that's another system. Because a lot of times by the time you go to court ... it takes so long to go to court to get the due process procedures. I like taking the guns early, like in this crazy man's case that just took place in Florida; he had a lot of fires [and] they saw everything. To go to court would have taken a long time, so you could do exactly what you're saying but take the guns first, go through due process second."

• Nancy Pelosi
• God-Emperor Depends

"He didn't mean it. He was joking."

"He's not gonna hurt me, I'm white..!"

"They're only going after the bad ones."

All quotes come directly from family that will be affected by Trump's shit. They couldn't care less though, because they believe the shit they say. They'll be fine, it's just everyone else that's fucked.