I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring.
Sauron is not pleased and demands the perpetrators of this traitorous breach of national security be brought to justice immediately. He also denies the accuracy of the "fake map" circulating among the people.
One time I was at a party and there were up to 25 Marijuanas in the vicinity. I was lucky to escape death 25 times, and have been very thankful after that.
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Mankind will adapt to be amphibious and eat plastic.
"All the worst people" by Phil Elwood. True stories of a guy who used PR skills to help dictators, politicians and other super rich people. Fascinating stuff.
I knew a friend once that only tried one Marijuana, and he disappeared and I never saw him again.
Fuck it, lets rename Canada into Canada Dominion, default on all its debts and charge people $25,000 to move there. We all need a fresh start.
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Alien Wuornos
Was it the song? maybe a haiku would be more respectful.
According to my calculations, the mandate is now clear.
Capital letters are the biggest scams of all. Especially the letter "E". Who do you think secretly paid off Sesame Street? Goddamn Muppets distracting us from the truth.
'Genetic time machine' reveals Roman Chimpanzee Soldiers
In recent decades, scientists have clearly demonstrated that chimpanzees, like humans, pass on complex cultures such as tool use from generation to generation. But human culture has become vastly more sophisticated, from the Stone Age to the Space Age, as new advances have been incorporated. Chimpan...
Comment 1 to keep what we have or 2 to push the lever and start the entire universe over.
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$500 No low ball offers. I know what I got.
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Babies are a lot of work.
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Has anyone else noticed the trend of weird background music on YouTube videos?
Its like some influencer gave a hot tip to every YTer and they are all adopting it. The actual music sucks though. Some weird slowed down heavy reverb low bitrate crap. Maybe its just me. Get off my lawn, you damn kids.