Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 2d ago

Pass the football

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Please tell me this is a joke
- "These colors don't cum channel"
  
  They really don't
Savage 😂
You know you’re in a fucked up timeline when you have to pause for a second and consider the possibility that this might be real.
- My thoughts exactly.
- Pfffff I'm taking that for granted.
  
  You know, I watched idiocracy this weekend. We should have a religion based off that by this point, where are the scammers when we need them???
  
  where are the scammers when we need them???
  
  They're called the republican party, and the term is 'grifter'.
- Yeah, I don't what happened to our timeline.
At this point it isn't even funny because America is so stupid that this is even possible.
- Seriously, for me as a European the only thing telling me this is a joke was the logo in the lower left. I had to look twice. This is fucking worrying.
- I just got that it is a joke now that you said. We don't doubt anymore
- We can only hope Jessie The Body Ventura can save us
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania drops radioactive fallout on you?
- Shed my skin and die screaming
  
  "Hey, look, it sloughs off, just like raclette."
- Somehow, an green, glowing, monstrous hulk hogan fits this timeline
The lead paint generation took the reins.
Macho Man Randy Savage would be concerned if he was still alive.
I am proud to lend my support to this worthy endeavor.
He could blow up a dozen primarily black/ethnic schools, and Trump voters would likely make excuses for him.

For anyone out of the loop, Hogan is insanely racist.
Peter Theil using his proxies to nuke the world like he did gawker
which means that Bubba the Love Sponge gets to watch the launch
- There is a name I thought I would never seen again when I left Florida :(
how is he still alive?
Fuck it why not, best case scenario is an Austin surprise return
- The image of Stone Cold Steve Austin in full rattlesnake mode kicking down the door to the white house and stomping A plethora of mud holes into every single person there all while his music is being pumped throughout the white house is a beautiful image, thankyou for that!
  
  WHAT!?
- Lloyd, or Stone Cold Steve?
  
  Stone Cold and that's the bottom line!
  
  Powers.
”WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER DROPS THE NUKES ON YOU???!!!”
I mean, just knowing the code is one part of what one can only assume is a process the Hulkster has little ability to carry out so yeah, whatever.
- wasnt the code 0000 for decades?
  
  Wouldn't surprise me if that was true or just a story that got spread around until it just became accepted.
'These Colors Don't Cum' channel
Right on, brother.

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