I say dumb shit.
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You know you've made it when you walk in and they start making your drink.
When I was a big drinker and sat at my pub a lot, by the time I'd walk in and sit down I'd have a drink waiting in my spot, it felt kind of nice knowing someone thought about me.
This is what this sub's about!
I'm lucky, the bin man has to reverse down my street first, so I get a nice little 5 minute warning.
The town I live in has these at my shopping centre, best place to park in summer. I wish they'd do it on the other car park as well, so we don't have to fight over the good shade.
The image of Stone Cold Steve Austin in full rattlesnake mode kicking down the door to the white house and stomping A plethora of mud holes into every single person there all while his music is being pumped throughout the white house is a beautiful image, thankyou for that!
What, you've never had a creamy garlic coffee before?
Babylon 5, that show was brilliant and I don't get why it gets the hate it does, if you love space courtroom drama and intergalactic diplomatic shenanigans, then Babylon 5 has you more than covered.
You want a deep multi level story? Yep got that.
Space racisim? Got that as well.
A will they won't they love hate relationship between to opposing alien species who may or may not have killed a substantial amount of each others species? hell yeah we got that in bulk!
That show is worth the watch. If they had just the slightest bit of extra money to get better cgi, we would be talking about Babylon 5 different.
People who say you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes are either sad, sad people or have never told a funny joke or story ever.
There's jokes and stories I've been saying for 20 years that still make me laugh as I'm saying it.
Be a man, laugh at your own jokes.
The most open os for us to snoop through your shit.
That's a pile of sausage rolls.
Wait for another hack on a cloud service then put it online and claim ignorance.
Cheers, it's more of a thick syrup but it spreads well and tastes good. My next one should be better.
There's a bridge I used to walk on (it was blocked off from public use tho) that was suspend about 3 metres above a river that was missing the entire middle section of wood floor planks, I used to had to walk across this thin bar on my toes while holding this rusted railing.
I'd skip across this bridge.
Same, I don't want to, I've just had the last 2 weeks off, kinda enjoyed it.
This breakup is gonna be intense.
Made some Strawberry & Blueberry jam.
It didn't set properly, but it's tasty and that's all that matters.
This is how I see it, if they were someone from history who was rich, I assume it's because of slavery. It's easier to count the amount of people who got rich without slavery on your hands.
Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing - Chris Issac
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Not relevant to anything happening right now, just a cool song.