Excrete explosive diarrhoea on the spot, and film it and put it on a prank channel on youtube.
Excrete explosive diarrhoea
Matthew 5:27-30 "You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell."
Here's my poor man's gold 🏅
What did they say last time, spill the tea!
Gonna fedex a big plastic box of diarrhoea with a cardboard lid and "this way up" painted correctly. You'll never turn my packages upside-down again.
Once some guy on the street gave me a dvd. I stuck it into my computer and it was a documentary about how nfc payment microchips in the hand are the mark of the beast. Freaked me out.
I do, we even have a wedding ring
Less of a grey area and just seems illegal
That's interesting. It sounds weirdly normal but also not... Especially the bodies on the floor. When I was little, we were trying to find a new Church, we tried a charismatic church. We quickly left when they tried to make me prophesy 🤣
This is a pretty crap translation. What they said was more akin to "go up, baldy!" The context being Elijah ascended into heaven. They were basically telling him to "go die".
There was a serial paedophile killer in the UK who killed (after doing other things) someone I know's daughter. When he died, he was cremated and dumped in the ocean in an undisclosed location from a boat. This was only released after the fact.
House churches 💀
Yeah, it sounds like a breeding ground for crazies. How did you practice communion?
ITV edits out watermelon on Big Brother
ITVX re-uploaded Tuesday's episode after removing a watermelon symbol on a contestant's T-shirt.
Government will not fund Casement for Euro 2028
NI secretary says there is "a significant risk that it would not be built in time" for Euro 2028.
cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/17417258 > > ##### The chances of Northern Ireland hosting matches at the Euro 2028 football tournament appear to have gone. > > > > The UK government announced on Friday night that the estimated cost of rebuilding Casement Park stadium in Belfast has "risen dramatically" to more than £400m. > > > > The government said it will not be providing funding to redevelop the stadium in time for the tournament. > > > > It said there was a "significant risk" that the stadium would not be built in time. > > […] > > In order to be ready for the 2028 tournament, Casement Park needs to be rebuilt by the summer of 2027. > > > > Northern Ireland could have a role as a training base or host warm-up matches at the existing Windsor Park stadium, but hosting tournament fixtures appears to be over. > > > > Plans have been in place to build a new stadium at Casement Park since 2011. > > > > The initial estimated cost of rebuilding Casement was £77.5m, with £62.5m coming from the Stormont executive and £15m from the Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA). > > > > That was more than a decade ago, and since then costs have risen dramatically. > > > > To try to cater for soccer as well as GAA matches increased the cost further, as UEFA requires a higher specification of stadium. > > > > Although hopes of being part of the Euro 2028 tournament may be over, it does not mean the stadium cannot be rebuilt for the GAA, which was the original purpose. > > > > However, that will not be cheap either, and the GAA will be hoping that even though the UK government has said it will not be funding a Euro 2028 compliant stadium, it may still contribute to the redevelopment whenever it happens. > > > > The Irish government has already pledged more than £40m.
BBC News - Jeffrey Donaldson pleads not guilty to sex offence charges
The former DUP leader is to stand trial for charges against two alleged victims next year.
Still wearing the Icthys as well 😬
Cruise passengers stranded in Belfast for almost three months - BBC News
A round-the-world cruise ship has been delayed in Belfast for almost three months.
Anyone else struggle with (other people's) birthdays?
Like - what do I write in the card? What the hell do I get them? They come up so quickly as well.