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What are some illegal things that should be legal?

  • Waking someone up being illegal is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

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    Ditch Toxic Black Plastic and Use These Safer Kitchen Utensils Instead

  • Mentally delayed fire ants?

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    Do you dislike when someone laughs over their own joke? If yes, why?

  • I have a guy at my work who does this, he half shouts some unfunny thing like "Are you watching porn on your computer?" Then laughs really loudly while everyone else is silent.

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    Meta blantantly lying in their new terms of service

  • Blind people can't feel you idiot

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    This is where I would feel something if I was not dead inside

  • I feel like you're just jumping to conclusions from a simple statement

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    I've just discovered that moldy cheese tastes like what dirt/soil smells like

  • Gourmet black mold 🤌

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    Protestation

  • Why isn't this shit marked as nsfw?

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    Thanks buddy

  • Good to know.

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    Is there a service on the Fediverse where, an instance's mods can filter out specific keywords from showing on local timelines automatically?

  • That's stupid

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    Should i redownload tiktok

  • Bro is actual so brainrotted bruhhh 💀💀

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    Growing up with ADHD starter pack

  • I was the A student then next year I was the F student

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    Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

  • A bit late to the party

    • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world JeezNutz @lemmy.ml

    Semi-soggy nachos are much better than dry nachos

    With soggy nachos you don't have to worry about balancing everything on top or stuff sliding off, plus it's easier to split. It also allows you to stuff it all in your mouth without getting stabbed.

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    What's the most memorable dream you've ever had

  • This sounds cool as, I hope its real I wanna go there lol

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    Peeing in the sink is better than peeing in a toilet (for penis's)

  • Pee is what, 99% water? I've just been wasting it this whole time!

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    POV: me explaining to kid why I shot their dad, so that they won't take vengeance on me later on

  • Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

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    Lemmy is better when you block all political communities and commentators

  • Absolutely, thank God I don't live in America cause the politics seem crazy over there.

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    What's the most memorable dream you've ever had

  • That was terrifying! I don't think I'll be able to sleep now, that lady is probably gonna visit me in my dreams. The writing was really good in my opinion

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    Brazilian Wandering Spider

  • I lasted 4 hours trying to cum

    • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml JeezNutz @lemmy.ml

    What's the most memorable dream you've ever had
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    Peeing in the sink is better than peeing in a toilet (for penis's)

  • I've tried getting into that industry but the job market is oversaturated

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    Peeing in the sink is better than peeing in a toilet (for penis's)

  • I only do that when I have a boner because it uses more water. Honestly though it's just more fun to pee in the sink. Also sitting down risks masturbating unfortunately.

    • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world JeezNutz @lemmy.ml

    Visual representation of what parts of the somatosensory cortex control which body parts
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