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Kiwi (by Rinotuna)
  • You want me to DM some rando and say that to em? Are you psycho? No, I'ma put it in the context in which I made the discovery.

    There's no need for hate, though. If you don't like the message then downvote and move on like the others 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Kiwi (by Rinotuna)
  • Hey, uh, I just wanted to say - as a white guy from the middle of Kentucky - I fuckin hate Trump (and despise most of the rest of what the Europeans did to this place)

    Solidarity brother

  • Kiwi (by Rinotuna)
  • I got on a kick recently where I was buying 2 4lb containers of whole kiwis every-other weekend. Then I'd wash em all up and cut the tops and bottoms off, and absolutely gorge myself on skin-on kiwifruit. I did that for like 3 months, and it was the best time of my life.

    Probably leave the top and bottom on this one tho.

  • Motorola MicroTAC (1980s)
  • I used to have dreams about owning one of these bad boys. Waking up at 3am in a cold sweat, crying when I realized the little country store down the road from my trailer didn't actually have them in stock like I'd dreamt. I've always been such a loser.

  • Funny Batteruley Number

    (im fine)

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    Fine.... I'll comply. Here's Leo.

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    Poweruleless to change others

    And I'll add a semi-related fable.

    There were a group of 5 monkeys that all lived on a tropical island; they survived by climbing trees to get bananas.

    One day, the monkeys are taken to a lab and placed in an enclosure that somewhat captured the original environment. The only difference was that if any monkey climbed the tree, they'd all get soaked with freezing cold water from a sprinkler system. The monkeys were forced to eat simulated banana paste from a stainless steel bowl on the ground.

    Every day for the first few months, at least one monkey would try to climb the tree - either to forage or just for fun, it's irrelevant - and all the monkeys would end up soaking wet and freezing. It got to the point where if any monkey even went towards the tree, the rest would attack it. Eventually, the monkeys left the tree alone.

    So the scientists removed 2 of the monkeys, and added 3 more that were freshly captured. These monkeys had no idea about the cold water, so would inevitably try to climb the tree - resulting in them being savagely attacked by the remaining original 3 monkeys.

    Eventually, without even knowing why, the new monkeys left the tree alone.

    The scientists then removed the 3 original monkeys, and replaced them with 3 more fresh monkeys, who were of course attacked when they tried to climb the tree.

    Soon, though no monkey had ever been wet or cold in its entire existence (within this enclosure), they'd all avoid the tree that they'd depended on their entire life "because that's how it goes."

    It's time to stop attacking our fellow monkeys, and break out of this lab. I want some god-damn bananas.

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    Y'all seen the middle part of my cat anywheres?

    It's the same color as the rest of the cat, but no legs or nothin'.

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    High quality oc rule

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    Goodnight, people East of me. You stupid fuckers.

    West gang 4lyf

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    Living Vicaruleously

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    Alcohrule Tobaccrule and Firulearms

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    Tropicrule Storm Activity Alert

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    The storms gods is smilings on me!

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    Found a dentist

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    Enjoy your Mexico eyes, foolish mortals

    Power word Sepialis Filtraitous

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    mornin'

    it's saturday

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    Ruleverine and Deadprule

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    What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.

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    I love going shopping and getting my favorite snacksss 🥰🍬🤤

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    We can do anything.

    I bet we could even bully the president into quitting if we tried.

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    Ru(le)thy

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    Tl;dr(ule)

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    Check this shit out

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