Next time you're stuck on the commode you can study the bristol stool scale and try to rank your experience.
My company has decided there are too many holidays so they just give us hours we can use whenever. This would be cool except I've maxed out my vacation hours and I never use the holiday hours.
I hope your trip to pick up the prescription is excellent and you maybe see some cool birds or a pretty girl on the way.
I like these settings. Mine has a turbo too but you have to hold the button for several seconds. It says 3 seconds but it's more like 5. This is too inconvenient so I rarely use it.
I took the dog out
Sometimes I like to stare into space while he does his business. This is especially true if the moon is bright or it's warm weather. There is often peace in the back yard in spite of traffic sounds and light pollution.
This will mostly hurt blue states so he doesn't give a shit
Not just the retailers in the headline. Check your fridges.
Gotta use something while you lay it on its back to charge. Super innovative design.
Are they still storing passwords in plaintext?
Are we completely ignoring the right wing echo chamber on social media and cable news? I've encountered no shortage of people who have been completely sucked into that world and buy into the bullshit. Not all of them are innately evil, but their candidate of choice certainly is
Genuinely curious, what are they using to access the Internet? I'm struggling to believe they brought smartphones with them that are universally compatible with the cell networks? Do they have PCs in the barracks and the dudes are just huddled around having the time of their lives?
This happened to me when I received a cell for work. I ended up fully silencing the phone and giving important co-workers my personal number instead. The spam calls have only recently started to slow down... I've had the number for 10 years.