I wish this worked for me. I don't get paranoid or anxious, but it just doesn't relax me at all. I basically feel no actual body effect, except my heart starts racing. Like, for hours. My eyes get like in the picture, but it's not cute, it's painful. I also get ravenously hungry. Like if it wasn't for my racing heart and bleary eyes I couldn't focus on anything else but shoving shit into my mouth. I get confused of course, which - duh - but I can't even focus on enjoying the daze because of all the suffering.

Guess I'm stuck with booze on the holidays.

Huh, I need to re-read the Gospels, I don't remember the part about Mary stuffing semen she got from the HVAC vents into her cooter. God indeed works in mysterious ways.

Why would this be a wake up call for the music industry? This shows they are operating at peak efficiency!

Heaven Hill's been around since 1935. They had 60 years to get to the rotgut era.

IMO, The high-class bourbon renaissance is just an Internet meme and the rising tide has lifted all boats. I'm sure it's really that it's just now distilled with great care and pride and is totally worth $170.

I've never bought a $170 bottle of liquor, however, and I don't intend to start now.

OK to be fair even in 1995 the most degenerate bourbon drinker wouldn't drink that shit. That was on par with like Mad Dog 20/20.

Kentuckians know this brand as formerly the worst $5 rotgut it was possible to buy that still called itself "Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey." That was then (1995) this is now. Behold, the power of marketing.

I don't know if I would go so far as to say it was the final flag.

You fuck one android...

Man what a weird coincidence I ran into this right after finding out John Fugelsang was in Coyote Ugly lol. I didn't even know he was an actor. I do know he is awesome.

This isn't funny.

Wow, so Something Awful was being very prescient 20 years ago when they came up with the name for their cooking forum.

Reminder for Windows 10 users who can't upgrade to Windows 11

/s/can't/won't

Peter?

Democrats sit here and use memes to beat themselves up over being such a shit bunch of losers and Republicans would have claimed victory even if Trump lost and very likely would have had their followers shooting guns about it. Yeah there's a disconnect somewhere.

Well, I mean... not much better.

I thought Trump was a shoo-in? Christ knows that's the message these people are getting over and over again, drummed into their heads so they can get good and pissed off when they're told the truth.

Wow, I'd like to see the ship that flew that.

This really ticked all the boxes. Except for the box where Putin has asked him how he feels about windows.

they all know, in their heart of hearts, Trump has a ceiling of 47pts and will never have broad enough support to win the ec again.

I'm surprised they care enough to set shit on fire. They all know he's going to claim victory even if he loses. They're preparing to contest it as being rigged and yet they do this shit. Not mental giants I guess.

Windows 10 users, I've been using kill-update.exe for years now to only update Windows when I damn well want to.

Disclaimer: before the inevitable dogpile, yes, this is bad practice. Yes there are many reasons why you might not want to do this. Yes, allowing your software to update itself whenever it wants is safer. No, I don't care. If you don't care either, this software might be for you.