May I suggest a stupid scandal naming convention for the trolling?
Harp-a-Lago has a ring to it.
Stupid scandals should get ‘-a-Lago’ pinned to their arse.
Tariff-a-Lago is a go.
Why not, compound stupidity justifies a compound stupid label.
Alternatively, how about Mar-a-La-La-Lago?
There’s going to be enough content to warrant a dedicated community.
Is c/-a-Lago a valid community name? Maybe c/Duh-a-Lago?
Edit: the real puns require time to brew.
c/MAG-a-Lago
Following the Watergate scandal, ‘-gate’ became the suffix to label subsequent scandals.
I propose stories associated with Trump, and other stupid scandals, be encrusted with the suffix ‘-a-Lago’.
Every healthy society requires a robust guillotine maintenance capability, ideally across all competencies.
If society truly valued what charities do, they wouldn’t need a special economic non-profit status. They exist to permit governments and corporations to abdicate their obligation to provide necessary elements of the society they exist within.
Billionaire individuals and organisational charities are polar extremes of the same policy failure. Neither should exist, and when they do, societies tolerance of them must be brief.
A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.
Don’t eat shit, mulch the rich.
A novel method to increase the population of ethical landlords.
A society which charges students to acquire knowledge values neither.
The American population, actively and resoundingly choosing fascism, should exclusively be understood that they don’t want to be taken seriously by others.
We can only legitimately begin reevaluating this position once they cease capitulating to fear, hate, and wilful ignorance.
- I’m not American.
- None of this is serious, and anyone mistaking it as such should be summarily ignored and ridiculed.
The bible would be for Speaker Johnson, and there’s probably a better vector available for him, but your visualisation can equally be considered canon.
My understanding is the VP elect has no power until after inauguration, but if that’s not the case, just include the VP elect and Speaker as line items on the order.
Wouldn’t be too much extra effort to deploy a tactical sofa and bible.
The real power move would be to, as a newly protected official presidential act, take Trump out and trigger the need for another election.
All it would take is a strategically deployed covfefe hamberder.