And don't forget this (from 2016):

How the Hillary Clinton campaign deliberately "elevated" Donald Trump with its "pied piper" strategy

It's still paying dividends, apparently.

No need for training; the bird should be able to instantly recognize roadkill.

I think it's a penis with gangrene.

And we bathe in our birthday suits, not our "bathing" suits.

I had sausage on a pizza a few days ago, and grabbed a chunk of ham from the supermarket sample tray yesterday.

Today it was tilapia.

No surprise, really; the Waltons are greedy assholes who will refrain from doing the right thing if it affects their bottom line.

And given their market share, they could easily push back at Trump and make it stick.

he's gonna cash out on his audience, just like he's gonna cash out with the government

It's strange how this kind of hoarding is considered a virtue.

speaking of which:

Tavis Smiley disarms Bill O'Reilly with suggestion to arm every Black person

from 2018:

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump and Chief Justice John Roberts clashed Wednesday in an extraordinary public dispute over the independence of America’s judiciary, with Roberts bluntly rebuking the president for denouncing a judge who rejected his migrant asylum policy as an "Obama judge."

"We do not have Obama judges or Trump judges, Bush judges or Clinton judges. What we have is an extraordinary group of dedicated judges doing their level best to do equal right to those appearing before them," Roberts said.

He and Trump were apparently play fighting.

From former U.S. Rep. Adam Kinzinger:

I Served With Tulsi Gabbard and Yikes

She's no good.

He's in the wrong country; this dude should be a Taliban leader, in Afghanistan.

Have a look at this.

I'm guessing this guy is just outright lying.

That's probably a job requirement:

policy director at the American Principles Project, a conservative political advocacy group that has advocated against transgender policy for years.

They might be a bit gun shy after this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_v._DeSantis

That doesn't make it right, of course, but context is everything.

edit: Oh, and speaking of which...

"We don't believe taxpayer funding should go towards that for minors or for adults. We've poll tested that, and we're pretty confident that the American people agree," Schweppe says.

And yet they look the other way when taxpayer funds are used for frivolous political stunts like migrant flights, or to defend laws that are so off-the-rails that they're sure to attract lawsuits, etc...

Today's so-called "conservatives" are not the responsible stewards of taxpayer dollars that they claim to be; it's all smoke and mirrors with these people.

That's what I thought, too, but the info near the end would suggest the reasons are a bit more nuanced.

Wait, I'm confused.

making a comment about her genitals

Because Republicans are obsessed with genitals.

What Made "Raw Deal" by Judas Priest Singer Rob Halford's Coming-Out Moment

Setting The Scene

For younger listeners who had no understanding of gay culture, it might have seemed like the character in the song walked into a bar with some macho types and was trying to sort out the vibe of the room. It could even have felt like a scene from a western due to the line I cased the joint / straining at the seams. But in reality, Halford's lyrics were about a man walking into a gay bar on New York's Fire Island, a popular LGBTQ haven off the south shore of Long Island, and checking out the action. "Straining at the seams" took on a different connotation especially when he seemingly hooked up with someone in the bar.

it feels like everything is designed to funnel money into antidepressant distributors these days

They're getting their return on investment after buying "our" politicians here in the States.