Different rules for different birds
Different rules for different birds
ID: the text "tfw you realise trump respects turkeys more than women" above a photo of trump about to pardon a turkey that's in front of him, asking "am I allowed to touch it?"
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maybe getting attacked by a bald eagle needs to happen more often
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I imagine a bird of prey could relatively easily be trained to go for his hair (E: though I don't actually know shit about it lol). Any falconers out there up for the task?
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No need for training; the bird should be able to instantly recognize roadkill.
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Why put a bird at risk? Just use a drone.
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Raptors can see eight to ten times better than humans.
No way they'll be able to find his hair.
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Better yet, Crows. They'll fuck with someone for generations if you do things right.
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Just want to call out this post for being based as hell by giving blind readers a description of the image. Something we should all aspire to.
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He treats objects like women
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classic