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I could give it a pass if it's just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.
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Oh you’re hungry? You should smile and think of a happy unicorn.
Still hungry? You did it wrong.
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This sounds like someone who's media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.
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It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.
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As someone who hasn't eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly... fuck this guy.
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I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don't eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?
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This some breatharian level logic.
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logic
How kind of you, to use that word for it.
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You need to entertain your cells!
Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy...
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Anyone have any love, joy, happiness, and positivity recipes?
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Mix vodka and energy drink of choice 50/50. Caution may not last.
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Even a fleeting moment would help. ;-)
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