stupidcasey @lemmy.world What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
35 0 Replynonfuinoncuro @lemm.ee um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real
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ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed @lemmy.dbzer0.com That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔
I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔
26 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world OP That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.
23 1 ReplyVitabytesDev @feddit.nl That's exactly what a bot would say.
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Jiggle_Physics @lemmy.world You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.
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kamen @lemmy.world Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
17 0 ReplyZip2 @feddit.uk Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
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Pope-King Joe @lemmy.world Hbomberguy intensifies
15 0 ReplyOpenStars @piefed.social No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:
13 0 Replylugal @lemmy.ml This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!
12 0 ReplyLEONHART @slrpnk.net Neigh? Nay.
12 0 Replyrustydomino @lemmy.world Take your upvote and gtfo
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assassinatedbyCIA @lemmy.world List of things that don’t exist:
- Horses
10 0 Replydan @upvote.au also birds... they're just spy drones.
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Snot Flickerman @lemmy.blahaj.zone I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.
10 0 ReplySomeonelol @lemmy.dbzer0.com If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.
9 1 ReplyBruceTwarzen @lemm.ee Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book
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TheReturnOfPEB @reddthat.com that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse
8 0 ReplyHipsterTenZero @dormi.zone its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.
except maybe a donkey
8 0 ReplyKorne127 @lemmy.world have you ever seen a horse?
yes!
9 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world OP Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?
7 0 ReplyOpenStars @piefed.social Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃
4 0 Replyoo1 @lemmings.world neigh
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daggermoon @lemmy.world Horses are just imaginary unicorns.
7 0 Replylugal @lemmy.ml Unicorns that "lost" their horns identity as "horses" but that doesn't make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That's basic biology.
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K̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆ @sh.itjust.works Then why do I exist
7 0 ReplyNoel_Skum @sh.itjust.works Ketamine hallucinations?
4 0 Replysmeenz @lemmy.nz Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account
4 1 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world OP Are you sure you do?
2 0 ReplyK̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆ @sh.itjust.works I havent snorted myself yet
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Jesus @lemmy.world To party
2 0 ReplyK̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆ @sh.itjust.works Snort me like one of your French girls
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dan1101 @lemm.ee They are just large dogs, not a separate species.
7 0 ReplyFiveMacs @lemmy.ca Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness
7 0 Reply69420 @lemmy.world Textile joke. Nice.
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werefreeatlast @lemmy.world That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.
5 0 ReplyAusatKeyboardPremi @lemmy.world I too am a horse denier.
I always deny a horse.
5 0 ReplyAbnorc @lemm.ee They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.
4 0 Replyitslilith @lemmy.blahaj.zone ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world 🎶Goodbye horses!🎶
🎶You don't exist at all!🎶
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NatakuNox @lemmy.world Has he met Megan?
4 0 ReplyCruxifux @feddit.nl Fuck horses
3 0 ReplyJiggle_Physics @lemmy.world ok Vaush
3 0 ReplyHappyFrog @lemmy.blahaj.zone Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh
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xavier666 @lemm.ee President of Turkmenistan: Yes
3 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world OP 3 0 Reply
Suavevillain @lemmy.world I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.
3 0 ReplyIllegalmexicant @lemmy.world Of course they aren't real. Just ask Joe.
2 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world OP This Joe? Because I'm pretty sure he is a horse.
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Veneroso @lemmy.world MonkderVierte @lemmy.ml Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?
2 0 ReplyChiefSinner @lemm.ee