Lol I went there and got the entire set of apps.
Usually engineers are not employed to make or do stuff. Im an optomechanical engineer. We do the thinking.
Smaller two wheeled cars is the answer! Maybe the wheels are really thin and connected to the bearings via some kind of hub and cables?
I am a 59%-er and this feels much less freedomish than being a kid with dad making only 35k. Where does my money go?
This is the new Ford F-350 steering wheel style vehicle featuring steering wheel commercial ads!
No heart attack or stroke again! We need a feeding schedule for when he's eating pretzels.
Let me use this phrase in a different context:
Honey, did you "raise prices on consumer electronics" the front door?
There are a couple of troubled people that deserve a pardon and an apology. Maybe their boom sticks back too? They will definitely not do it again! They pinky promise!
Open as in not secure. Let me use this word in a more familiar context.....Oh shit! We need to go back to the house! I left the door "open"!
What gallery app do you use that is FOSS?
In the future the machine will know what to do. Ome day you'll be properly invested in the future of your particular company just turning that one knob when the screen blinks you into activity. Next thing you know, it will pull off your pants 👖😏, and you'll be dragged... kindly at moderate G forces to a romantic cavern in all sorts of pretty colors but really dark. You'll feel your genitalia either get plugged or get plugged into several times but less than 10. A little pinch followed by the usual ecstacy and bliss for 4 seconds. blah blah, a warm water stream bidet cleans you up and you're back at the office with pants and all. It will be super efficient and you don't have to worry about who pays for what. Just keep turning the knob when the screen tells you to and all will be fine. Oh and Dave? If you got anything to say to Dave, you better get it off your chest now, he's hitting 50, do you see anyone else ever hitting 50? Didn't think so. He retires tomorrow. Oh that was yesterday, he's already made into tir....you know whatever people who are 50 do and then you never hear from them ever again.
What a coincidence! I just... My computer just saved a file there! For me?.... would you mind telling me where the fuck is it? Because....where the fuck is it?
What if I had battery energized jumping shoes that made me run really fast by providing a huge sprint length every time I touched the ground?
Like Cadillacs modified to jump. Those things are dangerous!
I sort of recall that these hezbowlers and their friends eeeseeess pieces removed the thinking part from one of our comrades in the media. It's been a weird sort of war. Accordingly Israel has actually murdered thousands of children, women and other innocent people including members of the media. The war was started by an attack from the loosing party. Israel shot and killed a woman Journalist named Shirin Abu Akhala may 2022 this before the war really started. Maybe she knew something the rest of us didn't about the incoming war? Now the entire country has been erased apparently with a small portion of the population remaining. So now is the right time to stop? 😞🛑. I mean sure it should stop. But like we all thought it was time to stop right after it began and the reports started coming in about innocent people being murdered. Then came images of total destruction and murder by drone like remote extermination. Anyway, Trump is an idiot, so if a smart person didn't stop the war, maybe a total retard can?
A reminder that you don't own your phone
To use Google messages you must sign in to one of your google accounts, even though that was not a requirement until today that I know of or was aware of.
AI messing around with our data
This morning I was searching for vegan options for hide glue
https://www.woodworkersjournal.com/dr-jekylls-hyde-glue-the-vegans-alternative/
I ended up in that page which I think it's a joke. So then I searched for that in Amazon.
This morning on my work computer I get this Dr. Jekyll thing provided to me by Microsoft's AI driven shit blaster.
You tell me WTF. My phone is not connected to my home computer and my work computer is not connected to either. How the fuck do they figure out the connection. And why? Like I totally I'm not interested in this particular story guy or even the fake glue that was the start of the joke.
Cannon App going shitty
So now, if you want to get the app you gotta give up your email or whatever sign up information they want.
How about a nice Nikon?
Or maybe just take photos? The WiFi speed on my camera is shit anyway.
I would rather like a direct WiFi powered upload system for my photoprism server.
Here's a view of Microsoft's AI at work at work.
What a wonderful piece of Linux propaganda 😁. Look at this piece of shit spying on me at work doing who knows what that it needs more than one process.
I need a thermometer 🌡️
Not only are most wireless thermometers on Amazon "meat thermometers" so they gotta show you pictures of the dead animals you're heating, but they also gotta tell you if it's beef or chicken specifically in text, or graphic form.
Like I'm trying to just keep something specifically at 32 degrees and maybe an alarm setting if it goes higher?
Yes, fuck! My photography liquid, yes, it's chicken 😺🍗!
Crocodiles get dental work for free!
Not you! You're human. You don't deserve free dental work. Instead you must pay your government so that it can start, continue or pretend to end wars.
Notification Time
Would it be possible to please make notifications last a whole minute? I really want to enjoy my notifications during a movie.
Also, I really love how I can't quickly just close the notifications. Could you guys please just lock up my phone or something?
Uh, I know! I know one! When the low battery notification comes on, switch the phone to full brightness and turn on the flashlight! And like be sure to cover the entire useful window for a minute or two so the user can be made aware of the importance!
And please do interrupt whatever I'm doing, whenever a guy just wants to call my phone number. That makes it easier for me to just call other people to do the same. And when a call comes in, those are the 3 things I want to do, either Answer, screen or hang-up. I sure wouldn't want to totally ignore a phonecall regardless of who it was. Specially not during a movie or while having sex. Please call others so they can call me.
When I'm driving, don't use the GPS to do useful things like call blocking! Nah. That data is important, send it to Coke so they know where to sell me more! Please do let me know about Coke or a call about the candidates while I'm about to exit the freeway. Block the entire screen and minimize my GPS. Truly appreciated!
Thanks Android!
In other news at a gas station near by...
In other news, more and more drugged up SUV drivers seek vengeance by running over innocent gas station bystanders.... most of the time it turns out to be just a cat, so it's okay.
Maintaining a level of anonymity.
I figure this would be a good place to ask. Im not paranoid but I say a ton of stupid stuff on the Internet. It's fun having conversations with total strangers after work 😁. Anyway, I was thinking. Could I keep a level of anonymity if I just created new accounts every month for example? Is that a thing people use? Like every month you just abandon your bs account and get a completely new account on google. Google specifically since they are the assholes that keep selling our data.
Seattle is like "come to downtown please"
No thanks, I'm good. You guys go ahead and ticket each other until you all go bankrupt. The rest of us will just stand right here and watch the whole stupidity unfold.
AI is about to steal your date!
We all know it, AI is better than you so just move over and let AI do the job 😉.
Simple parametric python model
Recently I've been planning on designing some optics, nothing fancy just for a projector system that I'm messing around with. Anyway I got this idea that I could basically model the optics in blender using lux core to simulate the light path as it bounces the mirrors and passes through the lenses.
So I am able to create lenses and parts of any kind O can think of but I would love to be able to control the parts after I've created them via parameters like radius of curvature for example for a mirror.
Is that possible using a python script? Like somehow keep the script that created the geometry somehow linked to the geometry in such a way that I can come back to the script and change it later or maybe even change it using the timeline and key frames?
Welcome to the Solid Works 3D experience!
Oh yes! The 3D experience!
Go ahead sign in! Tell us how our shit product is broken. That's valuable information that we SOLIDWORKS can keep to ourselves and make you create a new username and password combo to remember. Ofcourse your data regarding anything is actually ours. We own it! Thanks!
Stop it with the fridge joke!
I keep having to remove all sorts of
Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge!
Go get me a funny 🍺 beer!
Surprise! It's another elephant.
10 Things to do after installing Lychee!
1)You get thru downloading the thing since it advertises support for your printer, 2)Click on it to start using it right? 3)Right? 4)X out of the login window because you don't have a login and don't want one thanks. 5) Put the newly downloaded file in the trash bin. 6) Right click on the trash bin and "empty trash" 7-10) Relax for a bit since you don't have yet another data collecting app spying on you. But then post about how shitty the experience was.
I can't believe anyone would actually create a login to use an app like this. Fuck that. I will just use shitty chitubox for now. Fuck^2, but at least I don't live in some shit server with all my 3D models stolen or my credit card or GPS or whatever the fuck they want to get from me. I'm sure chitubox is already doing it, but hey I don't need a password for that.
Nasal flu vaccine speculation.
Would it be awesome if they put some of that vaccine and other vaccines in the bottled water, sodas and swimming pool water? Everyone eventually has to drink water, so why not to it little by little thru a global low dose in the global water supply?
All answers accepted, specially the really wrong ones.
