is it true?

No, it's the Onion. The truth is he loves it when Elon follows him in.

What's unbelievable is that Trump is using the bathroom instead of his diaper

Better questions : is it a Tesla door ? Can he get out every time ?

Yep, that's the company that owns InfoWars, they wouldn't lie.

Trump locks bathroom door so he can read classified docs on the toilet

Well if we use JD Vance's Razor, it checks out to me.

You wouldn't post it if weren't true, right @obscur_e@lemm.ee

This is brilliant

I thought he evolved beyond bathrooms