I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

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Have you tried turning into a swan?
- I could only manage an ugly duckling.
  
  I'd fuck an ugly duckling. I'm a man though
Because Zeus raped those women.
- No, don't take notes!
- None of those three look like they're being raped to me.
  
  Tbf, the one on the left is about to throw yarn at him, the one in the middle is kissing him, but we can't see motion to get context, and the one on the right has a penis.
  
  😰 someone doesn't read mythology or understand that "she looked like she was enjoying herself" is not a good justification.
Well, can YOU fly-by fuck girls? Checkmate
Stupid sexy ~~Flanders~~ swan
I remember reading a fantasy book and there was a large pantheon of gods. These two characters were on a journey and they both worshipped this one god. One night, a goddess appeared to them for some reason to warn them about something but she didn't reveal herself. Her very aura caused them to realize who she was and fall in love with her and promise to worship her forever. She told them she couldn't accept their fealty because as soon as she left they would regret their decision. Now, of course I know Zeus isn't real but I wonder if ancient people believed a god's very presence could override reason.
- Greek gods could do what the fuck they wanted.
  And what they wanted to do was fuck.

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