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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

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Homerton hospital workers slam bosses’ attempts to silence Palestine solidarity
  • I'm well jell. I want to slam someone too, it seems to be all the rage.

  • Conservative parent is sad his daughters aren't coming for thanksgiving after voting for Trump
  • I hope the three girls organise their own thanksgiving dinner and invite their mom.

  • this one goes out to the swarm that manifested in my kitchen overnight
  • Probably because Troy was to the east of Greece.

  • Europe
  • I know, I know. Shouldn’t be allowed.

  • Masterchef's Gregg Wallace steps aside after allegations
  • Can’t say I’m surprised, I’ve always felt there was something slightly unpleasant about him.

  • Europe
  • The joke's way older than your post. I saw the OP Europe version over a year ago.

    Edit: here

  • World War 1 Hand Grenade Mistaken For Potato Found In Chinese Chips Factory
  • I did think about correcting the headline to: World War 1 Hand Grenade Mistaken For Potato Found In Chinese Crisps Factory.

  • World War 1 Hand Grenade Mistaken For Potato Found In Chinese Chips Factory

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    NJ Uber Eats driver finds large bag of marijuana in what she thought was burrito delivery
  • “I have just one more question, if that’s ok with you, sir?”

  • NJ Uber Eats driver finds large bag of marijuana in what she thought was burrito delivery
  • I want a ‘burrito’ now.

    Come to think of it I wouldn’t be unhappy with a burrito either.

  • Drake lost a rap battle so badly, he's filing lawsuits.
  • If I've learned anything from the interweb it's that having a big, public hissy-fit about something definitely makes everyone stop talking about it.

  • Dad of missing Hawaiian woman found dead in LA
  • Same. I read it as:

       Dad of [missing Hawaiian woman found dead in LA]

    not

       Dad [of missing Hawaiian woman] found dead in LA

  • sampling bias
  • Pffft, only 0.2% of people understand surveys anyway.

  • Donald Trump to ‘kick all 15,000 transgender soldiers out of the US Army’
  • It's always about turning public money into private profit.

  • Lib Dem leader challenges Kier Starmer to a game of FIFA and will dance on TikTok every day until he accepts
  • During the run up to the GE, Farage was sucking up any media attention that wasn't on Sunac or Starmer. If Davey hadn't done those ridiculous stunts then no-one would have heard anything about the Lib Dems at all. I guess he feels that is still true.

  • Bat Drip
  • Holy bat-bling!

  • sampling bias
  • 0.2% of surveys get some kind of 0.2% response, especially if the survey is about statistics.

  • The origins of Glorantha

    This post is not about the mythical origins of Glorantha but about how Greg Stafford began writing about it back in 1966.

    This is from a Wayback Machine snapshot taken on )ctober 14th, 2018.

    >How I Discovered Glorantha > >I HAVE BEEN FASCINATED with mythology for most of my life. > >My first mythology book that I recall reading is Manual of Mythology, by Alexander S. Murray (published 1935). I still have that old book. It is a thick tome full of the euhemerized versions of Greek myth, with many pictures of marble statues and renaissance paintings. > >Like most people, I was interested in the strange and interesting stories. I began reading other versions, like Bullfinch, which was not much different, really. And then other mythologies too — well, other mythologies readily available to a pre-teen with a library card. I was lucky in that by the time I was in sixth grade I had access to the adult library, too. > >Then I started reading books about mythology. I was convinced by every book that I read. If it was about how all myths are variants of Sun Myths, then I was convinced of that. Then I read one about how they were all Seasonal Myths, and they were that; or whatever subject the book was about. It didn't take too long to realize they couldn't all be right, that none were entirely right, and that mythology was something else. So I kept reading. Hero-With-a-Thousand-Faces-cover > >When I got into college I was delighted to find a huge section of even deeper books that I’d never had access to before and dove into those. We even had Joseph Campbell’s Hero of a Thousand Faces in one of my courses. > >But I always had loved reading the stories, and those were in short supply. That is, there weren’t any new. > >Now, at that time I’d never seen a book of fantasy fiction. I didn’t have that outlet, which was limited at the time anyway — we're talking 1966 here. > >So one day I decided, “I’ll write my own mythology.” > >I wrote one document, (reproduced below). > >Then I wrote a little story about a guy named Snodal fighting a demon guardian, and put some notes about what he’d be doing. And thought, well, I need to know where his people came from, and so I wrote some stuff about Loskalm. But then I had to know where those people came from, so made some notes about the destruction of Seshneg. And had to know where they came from, and so on and so on. > >The earliest materials weren’t as dense or sophisticated as the later ones. I didn’t have the breadth of knowledge to pack it in. It wasn’t until college that I started cramming on archeology, history sociology and religion. > >But I did start writing the stories of the earliest kings of Seshnela. The first was the reign of King Froalar, which begins at the dawn of the first New Year in the world. It is about how Hrestol broke the Seshnegi caste system and instituted the new order of knights in order to combat the Pendali barbarians at the gates of his land. the-hobbit-cover > >And so it began. I felt fantastic, documenting fantasy dynasties, enchanted realms, invented history, a made-up world. > >Then one day I came across a copy of this weird book called The Hobbit in a book store, and then found Lord Of The Rings. I read the cover blurb and thought, “Damn, I’m not the first guy to do this.” > >Ah, sweet innocence of youth, so long fled! > >As, wonderful ignorance, so long driven out… > >The First Glorantha Writing > >I wrote this one night in 1966, in a moment of creativity, and it bore me into Glorantha. I laer discovered hat this is the only remains of a log of travellers who were fleeing the destruction of Seshnela at the end of the Second Age by the Luathela, and they later were instrumental in the foundation of the kingdom of Fronela. > >Obviously, it was written in flet tip pen which has suffered slightly from some water, but it's still here!

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    The only good thing about 'AI' is that no-one is talking about the fucking metaverse anymore...

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    Lands of RuneQuest: Dragon Pass

    www.chaosium.com Lands of RuneQuest: Dragon Pass - Hardcover

    The home of Call of Cthulhu, RuneQuest, Pendragon, 7th Sea, and Questworlds. Your gateway to mythic adventure.

    Lands of RuneQuest: Dragon Pass - Hardcover

    Glorantha was first introduced to the wider world than Greg Stafford's circle of friends with the publication of the board game White Bear and Red Moon in 1975. The game featured a war between the Sartorites and the Lunar Empire in a region of Glorantha known as Dragon Pass.

    Now Chasosium has taken us back to Dragon Pass (some of us never left) with the publication of the first book in the Lands of Runequest series. No doubt others will follow, and I'd guess Prax will be next.

    The book has a history of the region and provides a gazeteer of Dragon Pass and some neighbouring regions including Tarsh and The Grazelands. There are regional maps and streetplans of some of the larger settlements, some sample 'typical' NPCs, details of some local cults, rules for creating additional types of PCs (newtlings anyone?), and additional bestiary entries providing details of creatures and other encounterable beings.

    Different people would want different things from a book like this, but for me the level of detail feels about right. There's enough meat on the bones to give GMs plenty of ideas for adventures while leaving enough blank space for them to flesh out their own games.

    The art and production values are glorious as is the norm with the current line of Runequest publications. Nice.

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    Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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    Why is it always so dark in Apple stores?

    Because they don't have windows.

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    'Why my pub sells 70 different flavours of crisps'

    www.bbc.com International Crisp Festival brings 70 flavours to Huddersfield

    The man behind the idea says it started as a "silly idea" and just grew from there.

    International Crisp Festival brings 70 flavours to Huddersfield

    The salted egg yolk flavour does sound pretty good.

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    Living the dream...

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    Nearly porcetta

    I did (not authentic 'cos I don't like fennel seeds) porcetta at the weekend for my lot and my wife's brother's family. A couple of notes: 1. that skin/crackling was an absolute flavour bomb, 2. the leftovers were disappointingly scant.

    Album of progress.

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    Why do pirates make such good debaters?

    Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!

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    There’s never been a better time to try Runequest - now with 33% off!

    www.chaosium.com RuneQuest Starter Set is added to our 2024 Warehouse Sale: save 33%

    We've added the ​RuneQuest Starter Set to our 2024 Warehouse ​Sale: save 33%!

    RuneQuest Starter Set is added to our 2024 Warehouse Sale: save 33%

    The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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    Never been a better time to try Runequest - now with 33% off!

    www.chaosium.com RuneQuest Starter Set is added to our 2024 Warehouse Sale: save 33%

    We've added the ​RuneQuest Starter Set to our 2024 Warehouse ​Sale: save 33%!

    RuneQuest Starter Set is added to our 2024 Warehouse Sale: save 33%

    The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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    You can't park... holy crap, apparently you can!

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    Carbonara with guancale

    Score! Found some guancale so naturally I made carbonara. Hands down one of my favourite pasta dishes.

    The recipe is pretty simple (for which, read there’s nowhere to hide).

    Serves 4 people.

    Cooking time: about half an hour.

    Ingredients:

    • some guancale. I like it sliced thin so you get slivers of flavour, but some like it cubed. How much? I used about 100g.

    • 500g of pasta. Spaghetti works well here, but bucatini is better.

    • Egg. I like to do 1 egg yolk per person plus one whole egg per two people. So, for four, four yolks and two whole eggs.

    • Black pepper. Freshly ground. More than you think.

    Now some people will tell you that’s all you need (and all you’re allowed for an ‘authentic’ carbonara) but I also salt the pasta water and use some of it in the final saucing.

    1. Boil a lot of salted water. Add the pasta. Cook it.

    2. Meanwhile, in a heavy based pan, fry the sliced guancale (or pancetta, or if all else fails some unsmoked streaky bacon). You need something like a cast iron or enamelled Le Creuset because we need heat retention later.

    3. Also meanwhile separate the eggs, loosely whisk and then start grinding black pepper and grating cheese. Grind slightly more black pepper than seems sensible and add it to the eggs. For the cheese I like to use a 50/50 mix of parmesan and pecorino. I don’t know amounts but if your pasta takes about 8 minutes then grate, stir pasta, grate, stir guancale, grate, repeat, until there’s about one minute left on your timer.

    4. With one minute to go scoop up a cup of the pasta water. Then make sure your eggy cheesy peppery mixture is nicely combined.

    5. When the pasta is done, turn of the heat on the guancale. Drain the pasta and then add to the guancale, tossing it until all the pasta is coated in the oil.

    6. Add half the reserved pasta water to your cheeggy mixture and stir well to temper the it. Then pour into the pan with the guancale and pasta. Stir it! You want the egg to gently cook in the heat of the pan, but not scramble! So stir it, keep it moving until it’s barely saucy. Then add the rest of the reserved pasta water again and stir again until it hits a creamy but not wet consistency.

    7. Serve with some more freshly ground black pepper.

    No photos because you want to eat this while it’s still hot! Maybe next time.

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    Also it just looks depressing so, like, that's probably the biggest clue

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    Oi geezer, mate, you can't park there

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    Video shows Titanic missing large section of railing...

    www.bbc.co.uk Video shows Titanic missing large section of railing

    The discovery was made during a series of dives by underwater robots this summer.

    Video shows Titanic missing large section of railing

    ... I mean, the boat's at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

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    Chicken Shawarma

    Chicken thighs marinaded overnight in:

    • ¼ cup lemon juice
    • ¼ cup white wine vinegar
    • ¼ cup olive oil
    • 1 cup plain yogurt
    • 8 cloves garlic, minced
    • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
    • 1 teaspoon paprika
    • 1 teaspoon ginger powder
    • ½ teaspoon allspice
    • ¼ teaspoon ground coriander
    • ¼ teaspoon nutmeg powder
    • Salt and pepper to taste

    Cooked on a joetisserie on a Kamado Big Joe 3, then taken off the skewer, given a minute or so over direct flame to give a little colour all over and chopped.

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    Served with:

    Spicy pickled red cabbage Tabbouleh Zhoug Labneh

    And a sort of Greekish salad.

    Bonus picture, some bay leaves harvested from my bay tree, washed and drying for later.

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    www.bbc.co.uk Norway princess and US shaman's wedding begins after years of 'turmoil'

    Norwegian Princess Martha Louise is set to wed Durek Verrett in a three-day ceremony among the fjords.

    Norway princess and US shaman's wedding begins after years of 'turmoil'
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    Wings on a Big Joe 3

    I dry brined the wings overnight with a simple barbecue rub (salt, pepper, paprika, ground cumin, ground coriander seed, onion powder, garlic powder, mustard powder).

    I brought the Kamado up to 180'C/350'F.

    I put the wings on over a deflector for about half an hour then moved them over direct heat, turning frequently, for another ten to fifteen minutes.

    Then I served them for saucing to individual taste (I like Buffalo, wife likes BBQ, daughter likes plain).

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