please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship

yeah I'm never buying bananas again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS3uHVlzew

other SMS apps are available that don't require a google account

"uhm ackschually": the thread

holocaust documentary with real footage so he can see what the end consequences of that shit is. if seeing hundreds of naked emaciated corpses getting thrown nto huge mass graves with bulldozers doesn't make him rethink then he's a fucking psycho.

urine and feces. yes, urine and feces!

true the internet as a tool has declined in usefulness

so did mine. it was devastating at the time because I didn't have a job and my other medical problems were causing me to miss classes so I ended up losing my scholarship

remember when common advice was that a degree was a guaranteed career? haha sobs

if you leave some apples on the ground for a bit and let them get slightly rotten, the deer will get a little tipsy off the fermented alcohol. used to live on a property with a big apple tree that would get a ton of fermented apples all around it and when the deer found them they'd be leaping around, drunk off their furry asses lol

the first spongebob movie

I was arrested, cuffed, put in a cop car, and then matched through the main hall and waiting room of the hospital, forced to stand there in cuffs while everyone stared at me. Then I was locked in a glass room with a nurse staring at me from outside like I'm the devil himself. After 5 or so hours of waiting there eventually a doctor came in and talked to me and fortunately he believed me when I said it was all a misunderstanding and let me go. I had to wait another hour for the cop to release me. I wasn't even committed and it was fucking degrading. I refused to talk to my mother for a long time after that ( she was who made the call) and fell into the worst depression I've ever been in and didn't come out of it for years.

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION THE $1700 BILL I WAS SENT 6 MONTHS LATER!!!

no

great! and thanks for telling me

oh believe me, everyone working at that company's corporate office sucked at their job, including me lmao. every hour was amateur hour!

at my last job, someone from corporate sent out a mass email to literally everyone in the company (thousands of people) without using BCC and that chain ended up lasting for weeks before someone higher up eventually said that further reply alls will be punished lmao

well it's kind of your responsibility to fact check that kind of thing before repeating it, no? regardless you're not the one I called a dumbass, it was the clowns downvoting me for stating a fact.

paper is compostable