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THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GASOLINE THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN TRUCKS GAY
- Lead?
  
  Gay Lead!
  
  "Product"
- Hey*::: spoiler Title
  
  :::*> >
Maybe, they came with a new transmission.
N-n-nuh uh! It was always a guy, I just helped reveal that truth!

(Whoosh)
I have a hitch receiver on my sedan. I've been tempted to get a set for it because I think it'd be funny.

Edit: I've also thought about taking it a step further. My car also has a wiring harness for trailer lights. What if I drill in some red/yellow LED's into the nuts so they'll light up when I brake or use the blinker?
- They're illegal in my ~~country~~ county, but I have seriously considered seeing if I could find a vagina to go there instead, since they're not covered in the law.
  
  What country made truck nuts illegal?‽!
  
  fleshlight
  
  Alternatively, you could put a cowbell on it, it's not obscene, but it's just as red neck.
A thing has nuts.

You ride it.

Sounds gay.
- A thing has nuts.
  
  You get inside it.
  
  Also works for tops :)
Never thought about it, but modes of transport are usually referred to as she/her, so this totally checks out.
- Machinery of any kind is often gendered in the feminine. Particularly when you are either mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work.
  
  The machine spirit cares not for our trifling concepts of gender and binaries. It demands only loyalty to the omnissiah and purity of mind.
  
  "mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work"
  
  Inclusive or
  
  Always cracked me up when my uncle would yell at whatever he was working on, "come on, you whore!"
Because that's what it means to be a MAN! Bolting fake testicles onto your truck.

Bunch of striving, alpha-male wannabe, Oakley-wearing Thumb heads.
To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what's 2 more?
- Wait until you hear about genetics
  
  I don't think trucks have those
Nuts? Like in anaphylactic shock nuts? I don't get it
- There's a thing called truck nuts. It's a rubber ballsack that hangs from the trailer hitch.
  
  No way. You're making it up
  
  Edit: OMG why didn't I die before knowing that
Oh I've been looking for an excuse to post this.

You thought regular truck nutz were bad? Well wait until you see the XL version!
- Elon musk ordering 10 of these for spaceX
Gender assignment surgery

They would probably be against that too though
- Nah, they love GAS
- /uj many conservatives and even many progressives unfortunately ask the doctor or comply with the doctor's suggestion of gender surgery for intersex babies. It's rare for sure but not that rare.
  
  I think even many progressives would not because they're biggoted against intersex people but fear of the uncertainty in parenting that child. Instead of sitting in the discomfort they would rather just fall back to what they know.
It's true. We didn't make the rules.
Best truck nuts I've ever seen were two large hex nuts (i.e., for a bolt - but a very large bolt - the bolt would have had to have been an inch/2.5 cm in diameter, at least) hanging from the hitch. Wish I'd taken a picture, it was hilarious.
I love how people get pissed off at truck nuts. Just ignore it if you don't like them.
- I mean, I think a lot of us aren't pissed off about it but think it looks stupid as fuck. And like, that's just my opinion man.
- I don't get pissed off about it. It projects small dick energy. It makes me laugh that all these beta males are driving around in transgender trucks.
  
  Yes, your unhinged rant totally makes you sound calm and not angry.
- Or you could just ignore those people yourself, but I don't think anyone is pissed off at truck nuts. They're just tacky. Anyways you'll probably hate this episode of the dollop: https://omny.fm/shows/the-dollop-with-dave-anthony-and-gareth-reynolds/361-the-truck-nuts-war-live-in-phoenix
  
  Imagine how insane you have to be to do an entire podcast on truck nuts because they offend you. It's like when conservatives get all pissy when someone says happy holidays instead of merry Christmas
- There are stereotypes of certain personalities who'd attach nuts to their truck, and people are choosing to be associated with them by installing truck nuts. It doesn't mean they fit the stereotype, they might be nice normal people who do it for their own reasons. But public perception is they think nuts hanging off a truck is funny (dumb) or manly (cringe).
  
  Sharing my view with a troll who doesn't care 🤷‍♀️
  
  Anyone who disagrees with my opinion is a troll
I wanna put nuts on my Ford Fiesta and then glue a Chance to the undercarriage so it also has a huge dick.
Transmasc Chevy
love this guy's handle... oh man, what did i just say
Buuuut having them on your truck makes "deez nutz" jokes funnier!

I guess if the person knows about the truck nuts, that is.

Or if you're at your truck when you make the joke...
Does that mean you can get insurance to cover the purchase of a pair of truck nuts?

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