Temptation

This implies that the garden of Eden was in the US as they're the only ones that know what pumpkin spice even is.

Her wearing a bra even before having a bite suggests that too.
- was going to say, she was supposed to be naked.
Maybe 10 years ago but nowadays it's internationally much more ubiquitous
- No.
- I don't think many places share this seasonal pumpkin obsession.

Technically, they were naked before trying the fruit and wore leaves upon receiving the carnal knowledge and realizing that they were naked. Before that, they had no concept of covering themselves.

Correct, but due to American issues with nudity, this is always covered up with branches regardless.
- You could just make their head hair cover their nipples and have them walk behind waist high sight barriers like grass or shrubbery. Just spitt-balling here.

Isn't it strange that the first chronological story of Christianity end with, "Women are the reason everything sucks." and yet some women are devout religious. Smh indoctrinated and brainwashed.

God damn eve thick af. what was on God's mind I wonder

c/im85andthisisdeep

The devil was not there in Eden. The Bible simply says a serpent.

The bible says lots of stuff, like this weird erotica about two slutty concubine sisters and how much they loved cock (which was too much):

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

https://biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.htm

Truly, Divine Inspiration was given that day to that author. Praise be to Him for sharing His weird Smut with us little people.
- Isn’t that the story that ends in a brutal execution of the sisters? Because the author couldn’t think of nothing but the prostitutes that wouldn’t lay with him?
Excellent contribution
The serpent is an embodiment of Satan
- It's retconned that way. There's nothing that directly connects the serpent of Genesis, the one "roaming throughout the earth" in Job, and the character of Satan later on. Satan wasn't developed as a character until after the Babylonian Exile. You can make it all fit, but the text alone doesn't say that and the writers didn't think of it that way.

This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.

Also bellybutton shouldn't exist on Adam and Eve.
- How do you think god counted them? Poke a finger in the belly.
- or should it...
  
  no, no, a birthing God entity is a gross thought, stop...
It's actually just for support, they're pretty heavy
And the bible never says the fruit was an apple
- Given the era, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a fig
- And snakes don't have human torsos.
- According to white men can’t jump it was a quince.
The comic is obviously of a theatre reproduction of the event.
To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.
- I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.
- ...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?
- No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?
My quip with the artistic choice is that they made Eve have very very long hair which could have served as breast cover. But they chose to add the inaccurate leaves...

Bottomless but not topless? Eden was a wild place!

Maybe she has a leaf at the front like they are often depicted
Just like Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Wood
- And my house after 2am.

The "apple" was a persimmon?

"apple" used to just mean "fruit"
Actually, the Bible just says it's the fruit of a tree.

It could have been an orange, pomegranate, or banana.
- Let's go with Durian.
- Weed, they got baked and leaned the knowledge of good and evil.
- Pomegranates are one of the oldest cultivated fruits, so they're somewhat plausible, but I'm fairly certain humans made oranges (and most other citruses, through selection and grafting... though I guess it could have been a mandarin, pomelo, or citron, which seem to be the three we started with) and bananas (through selection and cloning), so it couldn't have been those.
  
  Apples, on the other hand, seem to have existed long before humans, so they're definitely a possibility.
  
  It was probably some kind of nut, though.
- I bet it was a banana, bitches love warm bananas.
- Or a log of wood
- A nut, bit right through the shell
- Hence the quotes