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Hey son, it’s me, ur mom. Can you pretty please have sex with your wife for me and your dad 👉👈🥺. Your dad and I want you to uproot your entire life so that your wifey can pump out little mini versions of you so we can feel what it’s like to raise children again but without any of the responsibility. Pwetty please with a cherry 🍒 on top😩🥵
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Sorry mom, no gf
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without any of the responsibility
Or expense
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or consequences
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"The planet's dying; the Nazis are not only back, but overwhelmingly popular; my wife and I's dual income can barely afford a shitty apartment + costs of living; our rights are dropping like flies; and if something goes wrong with the pregnancy, our doctor would have to risk going to prison to provide healthcare, which he won't do, so pregnancy could realistically be a fatal decision for my wife.
We will never entertain the absolutely cruel thought of forcing a child into this dumpster fire. Don't ask us again."
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My mother made sure I knew I didn't want to be a teenage parent, now she's surprised I didn't want to be an adult parent either.
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A child will ruin your future! Why aren't you having children?
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my mom used to demand grandchildren from my brother and I
when we were like 8 years old
we both turned out to be gay
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You can still adopt or go through surrogacy, so don't think you're completely out of the woods yet
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LOL
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I hope this is real
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Children? In this economy/logy?
