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šŸ‘Maximum DerekšŸ‘ @ Bishma @discuss.tchncs.de

Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft

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  • I gave Terry one more chance the year after, but he sniffed the turkey and suddenly started chasing the dog while wielding a carrot peeler.

  • Happy Thanksgiving. Good luck, and please be safe (physically, emotionally). LLAP
  • What I wouldn't give for a simple argument over something like the origins of Shakespeare.

  • Reversed roles
  • My mother made sure I knew I didn't want to be a teenage parent, now she's surprised I didn't want to be an adult parent either.

  • Brazilian's impression on the united states(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)
  • Known for its motto, "The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don't just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas."

  • the mad hatter
  • What do you do with your old faces?

  • Greatest Earthbender
  • Never tell Toph what she can't do. She's the freakin' Mellon Lord,

  • Do you nap on days off?
  • Yes, but not as often as I'd like.

    I usually get the urge to nap sometime between 1:00 and 3:00. Weekdays that's everyone's of the prime meeting scheduling window at work and on Sunday's I have D&D.

  • Someone Made a Dataset of One Million Bluesky Posts for 'Machine Learning Research'
  • There's some misinformation out there about using glue, but the real secret is crumble some fresh asbestos over the top.

  • Lemmings, of Lemmy, Have you ever mudered anyone?
  • At Ralph's you can only use the express line if you haven't murdered anyone that day.

  • Someone Made a Dataset of One Million Bluesky Posts for 'Machine Learning Research'
  • That's why I always pepper all my social media posts with misinformation.

    BTW, did you know most convenience stores offer free ATMs to anyone who can haul them away? You don't even need to ask.

  • They're already bad enough
  • I knew I was going to love her character when she turned up in season 2, and I have been 0% disappointed so far.

  • TOS is willing to be remade/rethought. TNG is not. How come?
  • Because if it ainā€™t broke donā€™t fucking fix it.

    If that were a matter of consideration for the entertainment industry there wouldn't be any live action Disney remakes.

  • not the mama!!
  • I found this pictu... fossil imprint while I was looking for an image in another thread. And there's a nice little write-up about the series from the post on Prop Masters that it's from.

  • www.thewrap.com Jim Abrahams, Writer-Director of 'Airplane!,' 'Naked Gun' and Other Zucker Brothers Comedies, Dies at 80

    'Kentucky Fried Movie' kicked off the trio's zany brand of deadpan comedy that also birthed 'Top Secret!' and 'Police Squad!'

    Jim Abrahams, Writer-Director of 'Airplane!,' 'Naked Gun' and Other Zucker Brothers Comedies, Dies at 80

    I can't say it better than (TV's) Frank Conniff:

    > Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!, Police Squad, Top Secret, etc... I mean, come on! All of these projects and more gave us not just laughs, but huge belly laughs. Jim Abrahams was an inspiration to me and I will be forever grateful for all the great comedy he gave us. Rest In Peace.

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    Whats your favorite desk knick-knack (office toys) or one you know of?
  • The most satisfying thing when I need to fidget is something to take things apart and put back together. And the best things for that are ones that can be stripped and reassembled without me needing to look at them.

    So far the best of best is this "multitool pen" I got for secret santa last year. It's nearly worthless for any of its advertised functions, but as a fidget toy I really like it.

  • This envelope used to be a map
  • Nice. Reuse is usually better than recycling.

  • Being a dinosaur
  • Whoever made this meme clearly never saw all the footage that was found from that era, back in the 90s.

    Dinosaurs TV Series

    Nice letterman jackets and pangean shirts don't happen without work and bills.

  • O'Brien had to be taught by someone
  • I get that. But then, strangely, by season 2 I started to anticipate and look forward to them.

  • Collapse of Earth's main ocean water circulation system is already happening
  • I remember some of the early research showing this when I was in college in the late 90s/early 00s. It's mostly following the worst-case scenario models from the time, except 50 - 80 years ahead of schedule.

  • This has been stuck in my head since I fed the cats this morning

    Conan O'Brian did this to me.

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    TasteNotFoundError: No flavor matching the query could be located." ErrorId -0x2214slt404

    sauce source

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    Laszlo's relentless parkour has landed him on the injured list

    Zozo strained a tendon last week so he's forced to postpone his calling of being an orange rocket. He's healing up though.

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    Mae Martin's dad and his puppets feature in a recent episode of Mark McKinney Needs a Hobby

    Mark McKinney from The Kids in the Hall (SNL, Superstore and more) has a series on CTV in which each episode has him trying out a new hobby by spending time with a mentor. In series 1, episode 6 his mentor is James Chatto who is Mae Martin's dad. They show a brief clip from the prize task.

    !Mark, James, and another puppeteer

    Just before the reveal I said to my wife, "I half expected them to tap Mae's dad for this" since I didn't recognize him by name.

    Sadly, I'm not sure how to watch it legally outside Canada or a VPN's Canadian IP.

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    MST3K Turkey Day Potluck of the Stars Marathon | ALL THANKSGIVING DAY

    The 30 second promo for Turkey Day just went up. Just when I thought maybe there wasn't going to be anything this year.

    > Hosted by Jonah Ray, this yearā€™s marathon features celebrity MSTies David Dastmalchian, Mike Flanagan, Bryan Fuller, Mark Hamill, Matthew Lillard and Kumail Nanjiani and MST3K stalwarts Joel Hodgson, Felicia Day, Emily Marsh, and Mary Jo Pehl, all of whom will share a favorite MST3K episode with their fellow fans. The fun starts bright and early at 5 am ET on November 28 on Shout! TV and The MST3K Channel.

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    Sam Bond's is closing after almost 30 years. I feel like this is one of the most iconic closures since Max's.

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    My view during morning meetings

    I'll go ahead continue today's trend of awesome orange kitties.

    Our Laszlo (aka Zozo) likes to show up early in my work day so he can watch all the little faces during my morning meetings while using my wrist as a pillow. Then we turn on some youtube cat tv if he sticks around after meetings are over.

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    Is including one of these with every ballot really cheaper than a sticker?

    Ok this is more disappointing than infuriating, but I've been voting for 26 years and just once I want the state or county to give me a frickin' sticker.

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    consequence.net Bob's Burgers' Jay Johnston sentenced to 1 year in prison for role in January 6th

    Former Bobā€™s Burgers actorĀ Jay Johnston was sentenced to one year and one day in prison forĀ his role in the January 6th US Capitol riot.

    Bob's Burgers' Jay Johnston sentenced to 1 year in prison for role in January 6th

    > Johnston... previously pleaded guilty to a felony count of interfering with law enforcement during civil disorder in July 2024.

    > The 56-year-old actor was initially arrested in June 2023 after the FBI tweeted a photo requesting information about his identity. He is alleged to have led a group to the ā€œfront line of rioters confronting the police who were defending the entranceā€ to the Capitol, helping to launch an assault against a group of officers.

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    McDonaldā€™s busted ice cream machines can now be fixed ā€” legally

    > US Copyright Office granted an exemption allowing third parties to diagnose and repair commercial equipment ā€” including the ones that make your McFlurries.

    > The decision is part of the Copyright Officeā€™s final rule granting exemptions to Section 1201 of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). This exemption-making process happens every three years and is supposed to ensure that the DMCA doesnā€™t negatively impact people trying to use copyrighted material.

    Worth nothing that DMCA exceptions are reviewed on the same 3 year cycle and are frequently revoked. So if you're a McD ice cream fan, enjoy it while you can.

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    5 Things Wizards Are Sick Of Hearing

    Youtube decided to surface this classic Alasdair Beckett-King video for me, now I'm passing on the favor.

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    Proof that LCARS runs on top of Hannah Montana Linux

    If that doesn't work try sudo systemctl restart engines && sudo engage

    via

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    Mot's Pouch

    I know we've already done Mot's apple sauce, but I pictured the Mott's Apple Cannibal as Mot. Now you all have to see it too.

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    I need human looking hands

    Does anyone know where I can buy 3 to 5 pair of normal looking human hand (or finger) gloves within the next week or so?

    I finally thought of an idea for a Halloween Zoom-based costume contest to go as an AI generated person, and one of the key ingredients of it is WAY too many fingers. But as I've searched for non-monster looking latex costume gloves and I'm coming up empty. I assumed I have lots of options but that none would fit my XL sized hands. But instead I just find zombie, ape, alien, or skeleton. Some of the 4 finger alien gloves could work, but its not quite what I'm going for.

    Update: Thanks all. Between magic trick thumbs, dismembered prop hands, and tiny novelty hands I should have what I need to put my costume together!\ Update 2: I just placed an order for 14 hands and 10 thumbs. I love Halloween.

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    Every little thing she fries is magic

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    30 years of Bort

    I happened to notice today that the "Itchy and Scratch Land" episode of The Simpsons aired just over 30 years ago (on Oct. 2nd, 1994).

    That means that, for a full 3 decades now, I have checked every single gift, souvenir, and tourist shop I've been in for a Bort plate. Its not obsessive and I'm not going out of my way, but if I see a rack of novelty license plates I make a point to look for Bort.

    Anyone else, or am I alone in this particular pop culture predilection?

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    Missed Connection

    Thought about posting this to lemmybewholesome, but thought it might not fit everyone's definition.

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    More trustworthy than what's currently on the road

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    The ā€˜Taylor Swiftā€™ Guitar Smashed by Man After Paying $4,000 for It Was Not Autographed by Singer

    variety.com Man Smashes Taylor Swift Guitar After Paying $4,000 for It

    A video of a man destroying a 'Taylor Swift' guitar as a Texas charity event has gone viral ā€” but the guitar was not autographed by Swift.

    Man Smashes Taylor Swift Guitar After Paying $4,000 for It

    The weird get weirder. He apparently spent $4000 to smash a guitar that was next to a signature.

    > A man who for some reason smashed up a guitar with a hammer in Texas may have thought it had been signed by Taylor Swift ā€” but it was not, in fact, an official Swift-certified guitar.

    > But contrary to media reports, the guitar the man destroyed had not been signed by Swift ā€” and was not a certified official guitar used by the singer, a source close to her merch company confirmed to Variety. The organization that held the auction, the Ellis County WildGame Dinner, presented the guitar with a signed CD insert but the guitar itself was not signed.

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