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"We can't duplicate Data. He's too complicated and we don't understand how to make machines have sentience."
But also
"Hey, I just made a new sentient life by asking the computer to be cooler than Data!"
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You'd think the whole ship would go dark while it was building Moriarty, like the Heart of Gold trying to make a cup of tea.
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And, like, 20 other sentient holodeck characters. I guess you can be sentient as long as you don't mind being trapped in a virtual prison (or have a mobile holo-emitter).
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Plus the ship's computer was able to simulate bleeding edge physics and do advanced problem solving. Between holograph emitters and that computer, I'm not sure why they needed mortals running the ships, other than for fun.
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I mean the emh in voyager shows that with holo emitters all through the ship they kind of don't, but also that human prpblem solving/unconventional thinking is always the secret sauce needed to escape any given situation.
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"Safety Protocols Off"
What the fuck? Why is that an option through a vocal command?! If it's really needed, that should require someone from engineering to make the adjustment and it better be for a damn good reason, not just "I wanna experience real danger". With the amount of issues that come from Holodeck malfunctions, it's insane that Star Fleet allows them at all, especially because they seem to fail quite often in their hands.
Seriously, Quark has a better safety record than Star Fleet when it comes to those. His holodecks have only had ONE major incident (Our Man Bashir) and even then it could be argued that the holodeck saved the crew by injecting their patterns into the program when they would have otherwise been entirely lost. Compare that to the Enterprise or Voyager where they have a Holodeck disaster every other week, often self-inflicted.
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Quark had a better safety record because he's not human, and safety is intuitive to most species. Not humans.
Humans are wild hungry barbarian thrill monkeys. Safety protocols on the holodeck were probably at Vulcan insistence after they watched us detonate a warp core inside a sun to see what would happen.
This isn't just in Star Trek either. In Stargate they find a gate orbiting a black hole, nearly destroy the earth, and then later on when we find a species they don't like, we give away those coordinates as a prank. Among others. We used that same gate to cause a supernova somewhere else just to see what would happen.
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Computers were already doing the "Are you sure you want to do this? Y/N" in 1987 so I just don't get it.
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If it took more than "safety protocols off" then the federation would have never existed due to earth being assimilated/destroyed by the Borg right around the time they discovered warp flight. And if they waited for after that flight, they could assimilate the passing Vulcans, too, though all they'd have to do is warp with the enterprise after taking that over and someone would have come to give them some ships to get started with.
The big question would have been if the new alpha quadrant Borg faction would have joined the OG Delta faction or would have been a rival.
Though I'm not sure why the Borg adaptive shields didn't stop the bullets, since they were energy-based rather than ballistic, and wouldn't have been designed to use phasing to defeat enemy shields.
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We’re talking about an organization that refuses to retrofit their ships with seatbelts despite who-knows-how-many crew members dying every week from getting tossed out of their chairs in a fight or when anything unexpected happens.
Also… surge protection… just saying.
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or figure out why terminals and displays need literal plasma to power them! surely they don't need that much damn energy.
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Or a better form of security than voice recognition... or security cameras!
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Security cameras are in fact very vital aspects of a security theater. Sure they won’t stop someone from breaking in, but they’ll definitely allow one to monitor much larger areas than would otherwise be possible.
The caveat is they can’t be ignored and need to be monitored. And given how dumb the ship’s computer is….well. Probably should assign a Vulcan flunky.
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I always wondered why they didn't have a backup computer. Or emergency lighting. Or UPS batteries for life support.
And why they tested unproven technologies on the Federation's flagship with 200 families on board.
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they did. they would mention backups and when everything was out except life support that is because of the reserves for life support. the lighting did change but not go out completely with power outages. there may be some episodes where it did but presumably whatever happened in those also hit the backups.
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Yeah, the episodes where it's actually pitch black on a Star Fleet ship are few and far between. Off the top of my head, the main one I can think of is when Neelix tells ghost stories to the Borg children and Naomi
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They always talked about the Enterprise having one computer, and it did everything from basic information searches to recreating the personality of the engineer that designed the engines for real-time simulation. Like each Holodeck wouldn't have it's own entire server rack just for it.
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You're lucky "end program" is two words there Skippy.
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Let me introduce you to 'rm -rf /', and variants thereof
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What does removing the French language pack have to do with this?
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You're thinking of 'rm -fr /', easy mistake
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this font gave me phyrox plague
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Blame Gene Roddenberry, I guess.
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I love how holodecks lacked an Oh Shit button. What's an Oh Shit button? It's a big red button on a piece of dangerous machinery that kills the power and stops everything. When something goes wrong and you say "Oh Shit!" and not the button. I literally trained people thus way. It's a convenient way to associateb the use of the button with the purpose for it.
Imagine how much safer (and less interesting the shows) would be if you could just run to the door, flip the little lid, and smack the big red button to kill the power to the stupid thing.
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just watched the first holodeck episode on TNG and the big problem was that they couldn't get the arch to appear.
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Obligatory "Because humans are crazy"
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um self destruct can only be instigated by some officers and has to be concured with others and command codes have to be given. unless your talking about something else???
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