American house

Most houses only give out little .22's for Halloween, but go to the ritzy neighborhoods and you'll get full sized DEagles and P-90s.

My neighborhood would be seized up Hi-Points
- I have a .45 Hi-Point carbine. Flawless operation, had never malfunctioned, weighs 10-pounds, impossible to clean. Along with other... odd design choices.
  
  Hi-Points are what you get by giving a group a very smart engineers a list of things the product needs to do. A group of engineers that has never seen an actual gun.
P-90 or PS-90
- P90, it's Secret Service sponsored entrapment.
A p90 and not a complementary Five-seveN?! How unamerican.
Kids just primarily prefer a handgun cartridge that's suitable for putting into a rifle for game hunting. It simplifies what sort of ammunition to carry in their backpack. .45 long colt or .357 magnum should do the trick. 10mm auto if you're dead set on semiautomatic.

Lunatics put blades in those things.

This is how you stop school shootings. Good kids with guns stop bad kids with guns.

Give some kids some candy, they eat candy for a day.

Give them a handgun and they eat candy wherever they fucking want.

Lawful evil kid standing behind a tree spawn camping the newly armed trick or treaters

Americans are so generous.

Of all the shitting Trump does to immigrants, he signed the bill into law that required giving each naturalized citizen a Glock and an AR-15 upon taking the oath.

Come on guys let’s go to the Hendersons house they give Full Auto’s, we can egg this house later.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That's called the Dad Tax

I hope they have at least 15 rounds each in them. Not a those shitty California clips.

clips.

Magazines. Magazines include a feeding mechanism, usually a spring. Clips just hold bullets together.
- Very pedantic for a neanderthal
- So then all magazines are clips, but not all clips are magazines.

What's up with Lemmy getting me to look up guns today?

Texas got its power back and is posting again.
Shooting guns at paper targets, sporting clays and other targets is tons of fun.i took my MIL to a quiet outdoor range to shoot for the first time in her life. A few months later she bought a Glock 17. Reduced capacity magazines because California, but she loves to go shooting.

"I heard this house on only has compact 9mm hi points, pfft, they say the house next door is giving out full size sig sauers, let's go there"

gross they still have serial numbers
- Don't worry, there's always that one house that gives out files instead.
I don't think anyone has ever accused HiPoint of ever manufacturing and marketing anything as a compact firearm. This is the company that will literally sell you a Yeet Cannon......

🎶 Kids With Guns🎶

probably would find that out here in the boonies further back

Wait, does Halloween even exist outside the US and its hat?

I thought it was just an us and our hat holiday.

Id imagine it exists everywhere the Catholic Church went. Most places likely didn't commercialize it to people like we did though.

Think it's called All Saints day in some places
In most of Europe, tomorrow evening most people will go to the graves of their former relatives and light candles, it is quite beutiful.

I am considering bringing my trusty kerosene fuled storm lantern for both ambience and finding my way in the dark chruch yards.
- Do they give you your free candy when you get to the graves or is that later? When do you get the sweeties?

not funny...funny...

They all have mags in them. Hopefully they aren't chambered.

Well maybe only half of them are loaded. Have you priced ammo lately? It's getting more and more costly to fill a high capacity magazine these days. Let alone that many!