no banana @lemmy.world OP 45 0 Replystupidcasey @lemmy.world Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it
11 2 ReplyEtherWhack @lemmy.world Whatever you say, stupidsay-see
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expatriado @lemmy.world kitchen scale master race
24 0 Replybrian @programming.dev that is a can of Folgers. I'd argue that incriminating a kitchen scale in the process makes it even worse
24 0 ReplyViking_Hippie @lemmy.world Only thing Folger's is good for is providing a receptacle for the friend you're about to wear all over your shades, beard, and hair because everything's a fucking travesty with Walter.
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Ioughttamow @fedia.io I forgot to tare! FUCKKKKKK!
12 0 Replyleds @feddit.dk Scale powers off halfway because I got distracted...
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OpenStars @piefed.social If only there was some medicinal substance, which could perhaps be imbibed in a ready form such as a drink, that would aid in memory acuity and overall sharpness of thought?
Translation:
17 0 Replyulterno @programming.dev And then you chug down the medicinal substance like food until you can't count to 10 without chugging down a Litre of it. 👍
4 0 ReplyKatana314 @lemmy.world But you need coffee in order to make coffee…ahh, the ultimate quandary!!
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stupidcasey @lemmy.world Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?
16 0 Replyjaybone @lemmy.world One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.
7 0 Replyboonhet @lemm.ee Yeah but then he'll say "my spoon is too big!"
7 0 ReplyHorseChandelier @lemmy.world With enough coffee he will soon become a banana....
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ColeSloth @discuss.tchncs.de I like leaving a 1/4 cup spoon in em. 1/4 cup is 4 tablespoons, so you want 10 it's just 2 1/2 scoops.
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Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.
Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.
15 0 ReplyApytele @sh.itjust.works It's not forgetting, it's measuring with your heart.
12 0 Replyprocrastitron @lemmy.world Use one hand to scoop and use the fingers on your other hand to count to ten. Then you don’t have to remember.
6 0 Replytoynbee @lemmy.world I don't drink coffee, so maybe I'm too tired to count properly, but don't most people only have five fingers per hand?
9 0 ReplyCluckN @lemmy.world What if I need a hand for doomscrolling?
7 0 Replypearsaltchocolatebar @discuss.online Well, with the coming nuclear wars, you might just grow a third.
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DragonsInARoom @lemmy.world You guys can count to 10?
5 0 Replymasterofn001 @lemmy.ca ~1/2 cup ground is ~8 cups coffee.
5 0 Replylengau @midwest.social That's some weak coffee...
11 0 Replymasterofn001 @lemmy.ca ~
+/-
More or less
Adjust to your liking
Use the Strong button if your brewer has one.
Insufflate if necessary.
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lime! @feddit.nu 60g/l. that's all you need to remember with coffee.
5 1 Replydukatos @lemm.ee Only if arabica.
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agamemnonymous @sh.itjust.works I got a tub of protein powder or something that had a scoop perfectly portioned for my morning cup. I've been using that for years
4 0 ReplyTriflingToad @sh.itjust.works what
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