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Avatar: The Last Airbender @lemmy.world sag @lemm.ee 1mo ago

Ahh, My cabbages!

Stardew Valley @lemm.ee sag @lemm.ee 1mo ago

If it weren't for those horrendous clothes you might actually be cute.

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Balatro @lemm.ee sag @lemm.ee 1mo ago

"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"

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I can't believe no-one's said it yet but fine:

That's rough, buddy
- My girlfriend turned into moon
- That's just a common colloquialism, tho?
  
  Look at the community this post is in
FOR ROCK AND STONE
- ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!
  
  ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!
- For Karl!!
Indeed.
The factory must grow!
- A lot of these responses are way too generic to belong to a fandom.
  
  This one is pretty specific to Factorio, although it has spread to other factory games Fandom because they're basically all the same Fandom.
  
  And yet, this generic sounding response is very specific to a fandom...
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
- Felt that :(
  
  How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash.
No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down
- Uncle Iroh. LMAO. Today, I watched this episode.
Leaves from the vine... falling so slow...
Hello there
Ooh, shiny!
- “I’m a leaf in the wind
  Watch how I soar”
  
  I always thought he was writing something.
- Cry baby, cry
  
  Make your mother sigh!
- "I like smackin' 'em!"
  
  I'll be in my bunk
- What I got? She has a name.
  
  So does this. I call it Vera.
  
  Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.
Stay a while and listen.
Kiss my shiny metal ass
- Shut up baby I know it
- Why don't you tell Wingus and Dingus over here?
Secret tunnel
My spoon is too big.
- My anus is bleeding!
  
  Watch as angry ticks fly out of my nipples!
This is the way.
- Hasn’t this leaked out of the fandom, though? Or am I only hanging with the right people?
  
  It has either leaked out of the fandom, or the fandom is truly massive.
- I like "I have spoken." My wife loves it. Or hasn't divorced me yet anyway.
  
  Yes this one is also great.
The hammer is my penis
Good news, everyone!
Bad wolf
- Eccleston is my absolute favorite.
- Fezzes are cool.
Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.
El. Psy. Kongroo.
- I am a mad scientist! So cooool!! Sonuvabitch.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.
- I hope we die quickly.
Hey! Listen!
huah! hrah! huuuuuarrrgh!
"Big brother Edward"
Fire can't go through doors. It's not a ghost!
- Job related mandatory fire training is your fandom?
- Ghosts can't go through doors. They aren't fire!
  
  !communitytv@lemmy.world
Magnus did nothing wrong.
- He didn't not do anything wrong though.
You fight like a dairy farmer
- How appropriate! You fight like a cow!
  
  I am rubber, you are glue.
"I am a stick!"
"You, higher mammal. Can you read?"
Classic Appa!
Hello there!
Undomesticated equines could not move me.
The road so far… Carry on my wayward son…
Millennium hand and shrimp
- Buggrit
  What duck?
  GNU Pterry
Indeed.
- I believe the Canucks of Vancouver are superior warriors.
- It ends here!
"Now say, fuzzy pickles!"
Crackers don't matter!
POOTIS!
- LAST ONE ALIVE, LOCK THE DOOR!
"I'd like to be a tree" 🌲
- Oatmeal?! Are you crazy?!
Your Garden Is Overgrown And Your Cucumbers Are Soft!
- Life has many doors!
  
  Genuinely love how little things like this got past the censors
Dear Anne,

this is your 8th birthday...
"In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings..."
It menaces with spikes of dog leather
- All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
  
  Urist McBabyname cancels Clean Self: Too Insane
For the Emperor!
"as you wish"
aye what do you mean you people ?
jonathan ?
Crackers don't matter!
More violets, I say. Less violence.
- This is a place of refuge. Not a...den of iniquity!
- I'm keeping with the season: "I've got socks smarter than you!"
no cost too great
You cannot have my pain!
- I need my pain!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
- TBC?
Dungeon meshi, oh dungeon meshi.
It's fine! We're gods!
- At dawn, we plan!
The double vomit is a sign of great joy!

Perhaps if you take these rubber bands off of my claws I could help?
Innocence proves nothing.
- Innocentia nihil probat.
Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! We should take away their METAL BOXES!
We will not accept surrender.
Ooooohhh....it's a scythe
There is a table in the corner with a pristine blade perched atop it.
"cart mantle" or "Nicaragua my beloved"

"Eyyy I'm ladders! I go up and I go down!" or "go get your snacks!"

"It has both the properties of rubber and gum"

I decided to make a few from 3 different communities. Honestly the first one I'm not sure how common it is inside the community but one could get it by thinking about it a bit
Bread sandwich.
Smeeee heeee
Ahh, I hope there are beasties in the next one.
We gladly feast on those that would subdue us.
“Greedy as a Pig”
“I will never be a memory,”
Shaved knuckle in the hole

So say we all.
- 4 seasons was the perfect length for Battlestar G
  
  Two, maybe 2.5. Season 4 was a disaster IMO. I've got it on DVD but haven't even bothered ripping it.
Today, we're dancing for no reason. Someday, we'll disappear for no reason.
Nah, I'd win. (English version)

gambere gambere (different line in Japanese)
- Nah, I'd win
  
  KitKat Gojo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
  
  gambere gambere
  
  It's in so many anime but only one I can remember now is Don't bully me nagatoro
- *ganbare - 頑張れ（がんばれ）
  
  (It doesn't matter if it's M or N for ん, they are the same sound in Japanese; but it's BA - Jisho.)
  
  E: kanji added
  
  Thanks! I got the spelling off youtube's romanji subtitles.
"Sam, where are you from?"
- Such a good run on joke.
One billion percent!
"You're. Going. TO LOVE ME."
"Oh no, I just wound you! Don't tell me you're broken! So not fair... I've taken extra good care of you and everything."
GERONIMO!!!
I wish people would reply to the quote with a show ID. I think I got about 5% of the references.
- Whats this from?
Nothing happened.
She's riding the cock-carousel, Garte!
Spring break, I believe in you
DANGER TO MANIFOLD
- I've never seen a single one of the FF movies and I still know this line
No one chooses to jump for the beef
You needed worthy opponents.
Bless me daddy Nikita
bun-zuh
そ-なのか-

(Man the Japanese keyboard is wild if you're not used to it)
Uohhhhhhhh!😭😭😭
Justice ra-
- I don't play overwatch,but I watched an hour of ow2 the other night where someone played pharah against widowmaker. I can literally hear this sentence, and the sounds that go along with it.
  
  and I've watched no other ow2 at all, as well.
"You were the chosen one!"
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked!
They told me that at a dinner.
's may not live long enough
five pebbles stole my water and fucking died to turbocancer
I'm the only girl
Woman!
Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.
Get out of that, uh, jabroni outfit!
That’s the way we do it in the big city.
Hehe... You are not going to like this
Penis, penis penis penis penis
Popping it high
What's an airport?
What's wrong with being adopted? Um, well, uh, Lack of parents?

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